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re: Christian couple maintains abstinence for two years into marriage
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:47 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 5/6/19 at 11:47 pm to momentoftruth87
Masturbating and killing God's potential seed isn't very Christian of them.
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Posted on 5/7/19 at 12:16 am to Sao
No shite. He's either gay or a pedophile.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 12:19 am to momentoftruth87
I realize this is fake, but if a couple is able to be abstinent without much of a struggle there's fricking problems there.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 12:21 am to momentoftruth87
I'd rather chance hell.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 12:30 am to momentoftruth87
I hate to break the news to them, but the marriage is not complete until it has been consummated. Engaging in the marital embrace is critical to the completion of the wedding vows. This act is the renewal of the wedding vows which can be done on a yearly, monthly, weekly, or daily basis. Each couple can determine how often they wish to renew their marital vows.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 12:55 am to momentoftruth87
Sounds like my marriage, but it took 25 years to get here.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:00 am to momentoftruth87
This story reeks of wrapping religious zealotry around embarassing micropenis.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 1:01 am to momentoftruth87
Umm... Last I checked, God commanded man to multiply.
These two sinners are going to hell.
These two sinners are going to hell.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 4:12 am to momentoftruth87
My wife wanted to do this as well when we were dating. That lasted about a month into our relationship.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 5:32 am to momentoftruth87
Dumb
Posted on 5/7/19 at 6:14 am to momentoftruth87
Source
I’m pretty sure larknews is a parody site.
I’m pretty sure larknews is a parody site.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 6:29 am to Rize
What’s the raw potato then?
Posted on 5/7/19 at 6:45 am to castorinho
Damn dude must have triglycerides in the 1000s and blood sugar in the 400s. Hell his stuff won't work once they do decide to have sex. Stupid cuck and using religion to hide behind it....losers.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:27 am to momentoftruth87
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Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
Posted on 5/7/19 at 7:47 am to momentoftruth87
She looks way out of his league. She’s getting sick from somebody it’s just not this guy
Posted on 5/7/19 at 8:18 am to lsufanintexas
quote:
My wife wanted to do this as well when we were dating. That lasted about a month into our relationship.
Go on, tell us more
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