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re: Who wants to go in with me and smuggle 500 cases of Corona to Australia?

Posted on 4/22/19 at 10:59 am to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2144 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 10:59 am to
I can only get two bottles up my arse right now. It’s going to take a few trips.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16527 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:01 am to
This is why they drink Coopers instead.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:09 am to
XXXX >>>>> Corona
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91255 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:10 am to
I’m in but going alone and charging 60 bucks to undercut you with
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57576 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:11 am to
quote:

A 6-pack costs $95 over there.



Maybe if you get it delivered through room service at a Ritz in Melbourne
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
73559 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

XXXX >>>>> Corona
This
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
3011 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:35 am to
There are many places in AU that will overcharge for things like Corona. Mexico does this with things like sunscreen and peanut butter. Items tourists will assume are inexpensive and overpay because they don’t know how to back out the deal, or items that only tourists will purchase. I.e. sunscreen at a Mediterranean beach.
Posted by The Sea Otter
Member since Mar 2019
582 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 11:40 am to
IN

Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
26188 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Wonder how the bandit handles a boat?


Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20598 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 12:36 pm to
I'll alert my wife's uncle in the Australian Federal Police to be on the lookout for a redneck entering the country with what looks like one thousand gallons of urine.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26715 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 12:54 pm to
Why in the world would anyone in Australia want to buy/drink Corona when they have Foster's?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38730 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

Why in the world would anyone in Australia want to buy/drink Corona when they have Foster's?



Fosters is like Australia's version of Natty lite.
Posted by Shirley U Jhest
Member since Nov 2015
243 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:00 pm to
Have you tried Fosters?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20598 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Why in the world would anyone in Australia want to buy/drink Corona when they have Foster's?


Australians do not - I repeat - DO NOT - drink Fosters.

If you go into any pub in the great land of Australia and ask for Fosters, a group of burly blokes built like brick shithouses will immediately take you out to the back of the pub and commence to beat the living crap out of you until you have no teeth left in your mouth, and your eyes are swollen shut.

A normal Australian will drink something like Tooheys or Victoria Bitter or the local crafts.

This post was edited on 4/22/19 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31492 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:12 pm to
quote:


It would difficult to sell 6 packs for three times as much as it costs in the store.


That is the equivalent to $34 USD per case.

OP needs to know that an Australian dollar is different that a US dollar.
This post was edited on 4/22/19 at 1:14 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:


Wonder how the bandit handles a boat?
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:15 pm to
Yeah me and the bandit ain't getting in a boat.


I do NOT have a purdy mouth
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53554 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

Sorry baw my trans am ain't seaworthy

What do you transgenders have against the ocean?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

How about you stay a little closer to home and work on importing me some Havana Club out of Cuba. My dealer in London actually goes to Cuba a few times a year and brings bottles back with him.


Total Wine and More sells it for like $20 a bottle
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
91647 posts
Posted on 4/22/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

one of those bastards


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