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Bernie Sanders callling for toilet tax in new green deal speech today

Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:59 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
13778 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:59 am
Every flush will cost $1 in new green tax surcharge. The party of poop at work
This post was edited on 4/1/19 at 9:20 am
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14918 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:01 am to
Didn't look at calendar but it must be April 1.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
23078 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:02 am to
Wants everyone to shite in the streets like LA, San Fran, Seattle, etc

BTW: He is a idiot on more days than just April Fools
This post was edited on 4/1/19 at 9:03 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68516 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:02 am to
I'll pay $100 to permanently flush his arse down the toilet
Posted by doubleb
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
42119 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:02 am to
EBR already has a sewer fee based on water usage. Everyone using water who is connected to the sewer system pays.

It’s fairly high and it escalates each year automatically. For most it’s over 500 dollars a year.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7249 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:08 am to
Had Taco Bell last night, taxed the shite out of my toilet this morning.
This post was edited on 4/1/19 at 9:11 am
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:09 am to
quote:

EBR already has a sewer fee based on water usage. Everyone using water who is connected to the sewer system pays.

It’s fairly high and it escalates each year automatically. For most it’s over 500 dollars a year.



It's pure bullshite.

Every new account they charge you 11.5 cu meters of sewage usage (basically $60) per month, even if you have 0 water usage.

They claim that you get refunded based on your usage after 6 months, but the first 6 months they are straight up stealing from you. Plus, you never get the refund anyway.

I own 9 houses - frick BR WATER AND SEWAGE.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56137 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:13 am to
quote:

I'll pay $100 to permanently flush his arse down the toilet


I'll pay the first 90 of it for you if you'd like.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:13 am to
quote:


I own 9 houses - frick BR WATER AND SEWAGE


Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68516 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:15 am to
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I'll pay the first 90 of it for you if you'd like.

Let's flip for it
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56137 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:19 am to
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Let's flip for it


I guess we could go halfsies. Hope you take cash or checks. I'm allergic to plastic.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17184 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:19 am to
Just call the democrats the taxman. They will even tax you for taking a shite.


Stevie Ray Vaughan Taxman
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68516 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:21 am to
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Hope you take cash or checks. I'm allergic to plastic

The future is going to kick your arse
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18588 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:22 am to
I just heard Bernie say “we need to fundamentally change the culture of this country”.

frick that dude. This country is awesome and it’s culture of freedom is what made it the most powerful country on earth.
Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
13823 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:23 am to
So how many toilets does he have in his 3 houses? He truly is full of sh__.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56137 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:26 am to
quote:

The future is going to kick your arse


, well at least Home Depot won't. Walked into the place about five years ago to buy something that was around 80 bucks. When I walked out the door with my credit card in my front pocket I had signed the dotted line for $357 worth of stuff.

I now only carry cash in there. Once it's gone, I'm gone.
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
6814 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:29 am to
quote:

I own 9 houses - frick BR WATER AND SEWAGE




Right on dude!! frick anyone who dares to achieve in this sick capitalistic society. I think you progressives should hunt him down and arrest him so you can spread his wealth amongst those pathetic libtard voters that depend so much on people like you bmy to care for them.

Just for you a-hole.


Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
23078 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Just call the democrats the taxman. They will even tax you for taking a shite. Stevie Ray Vaughan Taxman


Cover song that wasn't better than the original Beatles Version
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68516 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Walked into the place about five years ago to buy something that was around 80 bucks. When I walked out the door with my credit card in my front pocket I had signed the dotted line for $357 worth of stuff.

Ho
Lee
shite



Sorry but that's funny
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
10696 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 9:40 am to
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I now only carry cash in there. Once it's gone, I'm gone.


Casino rule.
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