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How often do you poop?

Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:41 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7394 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:41 pm
I used to be every day like clockwork, but it seems to have slowed down. I often skip a day, and then spend half the next day on the toilet.

Is this just a symptom of getting old?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80152 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:42 pm to
At least once a week
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
26640 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:43 pm to
Eat more spinach baw
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37345 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Is this just a symptom of getting old?

Not for me. How old are we talking here?
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

used to be every day like clockwork, but it seems to have slowed down. I often skip a day, and then spend half the next day on the toilet.

Is this just a symptom of getting old?


Stop taking random BBC in the pooter and you will return to a normal pooping schedule eventually
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24455 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:44 pm to
Once a day to keep the doctor away.
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:45 pm to
I've got pretty reliable shite clock. Around 8am every morning. Nice well formed turds too.

I got no complaints.

Drink plenty of water. Very important.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:45 pm to
Stop taking opiates
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66663 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:46 pm to
about 30 minutes after waking. about 6pm

9-10pm if i have been drinking. especially red wine
Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Stop taking opiates


So true.
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 1:48 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38133 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:47 pm to
Twice per day. Once about an hour after lunch and once about an hour after dinner. I'm assuming I shite out yesterday's dinner following lunch and today's lunch following dinner.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7022 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:48 pm to
Usually 3 times a day. 6 AM, 1 PM, 8 PM.
Posted by LandPhil
Member since Sep 2018
94 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:49 pm to
once a day.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61227 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:51 pm to
Every morning at 7:30 after I’ve driven to work while drinking coffee.
Usually again before noon.

At my old job the other guys knew to leave a certain stall open for me at 7:30
Posted by RGJ18
Collierville, TN
Member since Feb 2010
9174 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:52 pm to
Once at 8:30am or approximately 10 minutes after I sit at my desk, then around 2pm.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18295 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:52 pm to
Once a month, whether I need to or not.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149278 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:52 pm to
When I wake up and after I eat
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11865 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:53 pm to
Usually daily. Sometimes twice.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52854 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:53 pm to
Daily about 5 minutes after I get home from work. My body is so trained sometimes I have to do the "please don't shite your pants" waddle to the bathroom
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:54 pm to
About 6-7 times a day. It's as fun as it sounds.
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