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re: Best man blows grooms penis right off

Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:54 pm to
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:54 pm to
guessing the best gift for the bride now is a case of C-sized batteries.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61511 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Witnesses stated, the men were all celebrating a bachelor party, when the night took a tragic turn for the worst. “It was just another prank we were playing on the groom, we had seen it done on youtube, we thought it would be really funny” 



Geez, how dumb are his friends? Seriously how fricking goddam stupid can you be?


"Hurrr derr it worked on YouTube durrd"

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66288 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Best man blows grooms penis
Just another blow-hum day for the average Rice fan.


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Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58418 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:04 pm to
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:08 pm to
I want to sincerely thank my Best Man, who occasionally posts on here, for not blindfolding me and attaching small explosives to my genitals at our Las Vegas Bachelor Party in the Spring of 2001.

Thank you NP!!
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11884 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:17 pm to
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Don't frick with them Thundercrackers.


Sounds like a wrestling tag team
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:00 pm to
how is this not on Page Eight after nearly two hours posted?

On cringe alone, I would guess 9 pages. Seven more pages on bad jokes.

And the ubiquitous "I've seen more grossly burned and obliterated genitals in the quad on a Wednesday."
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
177219 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:02 pm to
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how is this not on Page Eight after nearly two hours posted?

cause I had the best two posts in the first 30 minutes


my response to chris and how I found this
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:06 pm to
dude was getting married. he didn't really lose all that much.
Posted by Saints72
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
473 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3720 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:11 pm to
Meanwhile Bruce Jenner is making a run to the firework stand...
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:17 pm to
I'm glad its fake. Whew.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61511 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:20 pm to
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'm glad its fake. Whew.



Yeah the title was a bit suspicious for a "fox news" website.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4169 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:21 pm to
Just couldn’t wait for the genital removal known as marriage like the rest of us.
Posted by manshipbk
Member since Aug 2018
104 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:39 pm to
The article made it seem As if blindfolding the groom and taping a bottle rocket to his penis is something you can do By somehow trickin the groom or without his permission. As if they could sneak this by him.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:50 pm to
Why would the groom agree to be blindfolded and his dick handled?
Posted by manshipbk
Member since Aug 2018
104 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:00 pm to
Come on OT! Be better. I come here because I don’t trust what I see on websites. I rely on you.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29802 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:01 pm to
You subscribe to the strangest news feeds. I’d be terrified to see your internet search history.

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37969 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:03 pm to
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a thread title than I did just now
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:07 pm to
Godamn wiener roast
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