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Indian man fractured his penis after child 'fell over' his erection trying to wake him up
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:33 pm
Waited 2 days, oh hell naw!!
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The bizarre accident has been published in a prestigious medical journal by doctors in India, who revealed the man had taken Viagra.
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The 36-year-old, who has not been named, sought help from medics two days after the excruciating injury.
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He complained about his 'deformed' penis, which was also swollen and causing him lots of pain.
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The patient, from Uttar Pradesh, admitted to taking 100mg of sildenafil - branded as Viagra - the night before the injury.
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His erection persisted after sex, forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation' - but it failed to combat his priapism.
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But while he was sleeping, his child 'mistakenly fell over his erect penis', according to the team at King George’s Medical University.
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After this eye-watering injury 'he developed sudden severe pain in his penis and lost tumescence', or the build-up of blood in his penis,
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Surgeons found a tear in his right corpora cavernosa - sponge-like tissue that stores the blood during an erection - which they repaired.
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Dr Deepanshu Sharma, who dealt with the patient, revealed the man was able to get erections again six weeks after treatment.
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And he had been left with no permanent deformity, despite him complaining about his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury.
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Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:34 pm to DemonKA3268
Hate when that happens
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:35 pm to DemonKA3268
Has to be thread title of the year !!!!!
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:35 pm to DemonKA3268
Didnt Dennis Rodman fracture his penis like 3 or 4 times.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:37 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:Wait, is it not supposed to be eggplant shaped????????
his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:37 pm to DemonKA3268
You American have such large penis
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:39 pm to DemonKA3268
this is why i'm never having children
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:40 pm to DemonKA3268
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But while he was sleeping, his child 'mistakenly fell over his erect penis'
Grounded for at least a year.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:45 pm to DemonKA3268
"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:47 pm to DemonKA3268
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despite him complaining about his penis being eggplant-shaped after the injury.
Chicks dig girth bruh
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:50 pm to DemonKA3268
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forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation'
Sounds like an average Tuesday night.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 2:50 pm to DemonKA3268
Two words that should never be in the same sentence:
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child
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erection
Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:13 pm to DemonKA3268
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forcing him to resort to 'vigorous masturbation
If we’re being honest, this happens to us all.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:30 pm to DemonKA3268
Warning
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Warning: Anyone with an erection lasting more than 4 hours needs medical assistance immediately, because of the risk of tissue damage which could cause permanent loss of potency.
Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:36 pm to DemonKA3268
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vigorous masturbation
Is there any other kind???
Posted on 8/15/18 at 3:53 pm to DemonKA3268
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His erection persisted after sex,
i'm sure the Mrs' loved this though
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