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The two kinds of guys when it comes to women

Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:10 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29530 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:10 am
My bud has a date tonight and asked me for advice. He’s not the most experienced with women. My first advice was to cancel it because she’s not that hot and she’s probably just using him for attention and a free meal. Of course he’s not going to cancel so I gave him a little intro course on the game, real elementary stuff for myself and others like me who have been in the game for a long time.

My bud was amazed at my insights and asked how many girls I had been with. I haven’t thought about that question since high school, but I got to thinking about it. I must have been with hundreds of women over the last few years. I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.

My bud asked if I ever get tired of the game and want to settle down with just one woman. I just laughed. That’s the difference between guys like him and guys like me. Guys like him are just desperate for one woman to show them attention so they buy dinners and what not for them. Guys like me just go out and get it.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100009 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:11 am to
This post was edited on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:11 am to
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am to
quote:

I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.



This is pathetic.
quote:

Jon Ham



Why do you arky posters stuck so bad?
Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3651 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am to
If you have to brag about it on a message board, it probably isn’t true
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15284 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:12 am to
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to
This one isnt as good as your other work. Too much for only one real punchline.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
12279 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to
quote:

My first advice was to cancel it because she’s not that hot and she’s probably just using him for attention and a free meal.


my advice to him, dump your arse as a friend
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103442 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to
quote:

I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.


This is the only part of the story that I believe. And you probably think that a few of the strippers even like you.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:13 am to
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:14 am to
Guy #1
quote:

been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.


Guy #2
Doesn’t go to strip clubs.
Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:17 am to
So, you're the full of shite kind, what's the other kind?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20202 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:18 am to
This is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here in a long time
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5234 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:19 am to
I'd like to know who, besides yourself, upvoted this?
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3201 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to
What was your intent with this post? To publicly shame your buddy wanting to find someone to be with, or publicly announce you're a degenerate?

I guess you accomplished both, so for that...congratulations?
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
10018 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to
No Farmville, no care.
This post was edited on 6/7/18 at 11:21 am
Posted by IdahoTiger
San Diego, CA
Member since Dec 2007
1871 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:20 am to
I'd wager that Jon hasn't actually been with any women, but the dozens of strip clubs part is probably true.
Posted by BobLeeDagger
In Your Head
Member since May 2016
7320 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:21 am to
Not biting on this one, wifey.
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

I haven’t thought about that question since high school, but I got to thinking about it. I must have been with hundreds of women over the last few years. I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.



Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49821 posts
Posted on 6/7/18 at 11:24 am to
quote:

I’ve been to over a dozen strip clubs and a few of those I’ve been to several times.


I've been to hundreds of gas stations and been to a few of those multiple times







impressed or what?
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