National Enquirer reports Bigfoot sightings. It must be true

Cincinnati Enquirer is held in much more regard than the grocery store tabloid. Did Joe tell the Cincinnati Inquirer he was coming? Is it his buddy that works for the rag and he decided to give him his opportunity for a breakout career?

Or it the same as yesterday and everyone id in a frenzy over bullshite posted by someone else who has no freaking clue?