re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

I posted this in the embarrassing medical situation thread. It still applies here I suppose:



I had abdomen pain when I was in HS. The doc ran bloodwork. That in itself was scary for me, because I had only been to the doctor for flu, asthma, things like that. After lots of waiting, he told me I had appendicitis and needed surgery ASAP. I was floored. I called my mom, she came down to take care of all the paperwork. I started freaking out. I was extremely nervous during the scans. By the time they got me a room, I hadn’t eaten much and only drank the chalky stuff for the CAT scan.

I was in the room, freshly changed into the gown. My parents came in to reassure me. I’d never been put under in my life. The nurse came in to let me know how things would proceed. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, my backside exposed as is the nature of a hospital gown. My stomach was in nervous knots and I decided to let out a fart. Instead, i sprayed liquid shite all over the end of the bed, my arse cheeks, and whatever small piece of the gown that reached far enough around to absorb the blow.

That’s right, I was partially nude, in front of a nurse and my parents, and launched out liquified feces onto a clean bed and gown.