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re: Need some fatherly/grandfatherly advice from the OT

Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:15 am to
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40238 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:15 am to
Oh laWD.....

Delete that. You will never be able to post here again
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:17 am to
20 extra pounds doesn’t exactly make her a heifer. Keep pounding it until she starts to get too crazy. Plus she can always lose weight. You can’t fix ugly.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:18 am to
Looks like she has pancake titties, but she's not morbidly obese. I'd keep her around if the sex is good. I mean, you might not want to brag about it... but whatever floats your boat.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:20 am
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:24 am to
The one on the right or the left? If it’s the one on the right, don’t walk away, RUN!!

If it’s the blonde, keep on banging.
Posted by YungBuck
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2017
1787 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:24 am to
Yeah didn’t know it was her roommate till I got there and was on the sofa. Would have never touched fatty last night if her friend was single..
Posted by NewBootGoofin
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2017
102 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:30 am to
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Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
51051 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:31 am to
I'd keep pounding that and off Tinder the first night, she knows what's up

maybe have a few drinks, ask if the roommate wants to join in. All they can say is No. If it goes over really not well, blame it in on the alcohol 'I don't know what I was thinking'
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:34 am
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21971 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:31 am to
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
982 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:35 am to
Oh baw. You done it now!
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
10218 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:36 am to
only real answer is this.........eat her arse. if it tastes like ice cream.......keep her
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:37 am to
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She’s probably a nice 20 lbs over weight on a 5’2 body if that helps anyone.


If she’s the brunette in your link, that’s not 20 pounds overweight, she’s closer to 50.
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:58 am
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40238 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:41 am to
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If it’s the brunette in your link, that’s not 20 pounds overweight, she’s closer to 50.



She's pushing 170 easily.

And her tits don't make up for it at all...
Posted by LetsgoGamecocks
Member since Sep 2014
2916 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:42 am to
I have said this before: Fat chicks are like mopeds, they are both fun to ride until your friends see you.

Abort
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26726 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:48 am to
My buddy never turned down a fatty... He always said, if they lose weight and become hot, they'll always remember you for they way you treated them...

Now if you treat her like shite, she'll remember that was well...
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65505 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:51 am to
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my walking class

this was my biggest take away... LSU actually employees a professor and collects money from people for a class on walking?

what in the frick...
This post was edited on 3/22/18 at 9:51 am
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5166 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:52 am to
As the song says, "if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, find an ugly women to be your wife". In your case, a fat women will be even better, because I guarandamntee she'll know how to cook too.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:58 am to
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She's pushing 170 easily. And her tits don't make up for it at all...


Exactly! 120 would be a nice weight for 5’2”, but I’d also put her at 170.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 9:59 am to
If she can squirt she is definitely a keeper. Also take advantage of her low self esteem and get her to bring another fatty over and bang yourself two whale tails at once
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34079 posts
Posted on 3/22/18 at 1:46 pm to
A lot of people are fat because they do not know how to cook and do fast food all the time
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