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Work bathroom being defiled (Nasty and graphic rant)
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:53 pm
Yesterday I head to the bathroom for my 1st shite of the day (average between 2-4).
I go into my favorite big (handicapped) stall and the entire back of the toilet and seat is covered in shite spray. Looks like someone hovered above the commode and just sharted all over it. Disgusted, I go to the other stall and do my business.
After lunch, I head back to the restroom for my 2nd shite. I go to the small stall first this time... This mother fricker has done the exact same thing to this toilet now. shite spray all over the back half of the seat.
Luckily, the big stall has been cleaned at some point during the day. I do my business.
As I'm leaving for the day, I stop in for a piss. The urinal and small stall are taken. I head for my big stall and ... He's done it again. This time it's on the floors too.
I'm pissed. Thinking what, if anything I can do. I decide to forget about it. Maybe the guy was having a bad day or ate something terrible for breakfast
Come in this morning for my 1st shite of the day.... I'll let you guess how the big stall looks.
I'm not a small guy and definitely a fat arse but can proudly say I manage to get all of my shite into the toilet every single time. Who the hell has this issue? Can I report this to someone? We work for a F100 come the hell on.
I go into my favorite big (handicapped) stall and the entire back of the toilet and seat is covered in shite spray. Looks like someone hovered above the commode and just sharted all over it. Disgusted, I go to the other stall and do my business.
After lunch, I head back to the restroom for my 2nd shite. I go to the small stall first this time... This mother fricker has done the exact same thing to this toilet now. shite spray all over the back half of the seat.
Luckily, the big stall has been cleaned at some point during the day. I do my business.
As I'm leaving for the day, I stop in for a piss. The urinal and small stall are taken. I head for my big stall and ... He's done it again. This time it's on the floors too.
I'm pissed. Thinking what, if anything I can do. I decide to forget about it. Maybe the guy was having a bad day or ate something terrible for breakfast
Come in this morning for my 1st shite of the day.... I'll let you guess how the big stall looks.
I'm not a small guy and definitely a fat arse but can proudly say I manage to get all of my shite into the toilet every single time. Who the hell has this issue? Can I report this to someone? We work for a F100 come the hell on.
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Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:54 pm to Wind
quote:
average between 2-4
Jesus
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:54 pm to Wind
Truckstop bathrooms have always been disgusting. Should've focused more on your education.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:54 pm to Wind
quote:
average between 2-4
Jesus. See a gastroenterologist bro.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:55 pm to Wind
Sounds to me like you have a 3rd world seat squatter in your workspace.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:56 pm to Wind
quote:
(average between 2-4)
I'll give you 2, but 4 is definitely not normal
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:56 pm to Wind
I try to spay my shite on as many surfaces as possible in public restrooms. It's how I mark my territory. If you got a problem with it, we can meet at Sonic
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:56 pm to Wind
Sounds like you need to see a doctor brah.
Good luck with your Chrone's
Good luck with your Chrone's
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:57 pm to Wind
Bring in some cleaning supplies and get to work Monday morning.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:57 pm to Wind
quote:
I go into my favorite big (handicapped) stall
OweO is gonna be pissed
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:02 pm to Wind
So the toilets in the small stall (poop 1) and the large stall (poop 2) were clean when you walked in... then dirty the next time you went in, each after you used them... You are the poop sprayer.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:03 pm to Wind
Sounds like it might be you spraying
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:04 pm to Wind
4 dumps a day seems a bit excessive. Although I have read before that a healthy person should shite after every meal.
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:04 pm to Wind
quote:
I go into my favorite big (handicapped) stall and the entire back of the toilet and seat is covered in shite spray. Looks like someone hovered above the commode and just sharted all over it. Disgusted, I go to the other stall and do my business. After lunch, I head back to the restroom for my 2nd shite. I go to the small stall first this time... This mother fricker has done the exact same thing to this toilet now. shite spray all over the back half of the seat.
Perhaps the guy who sprayed onto the toilet seat in the handicapped stall was actually handicapped and couldn't move very well and didn't know he wasn't on the seat properly.
Then perhaps because your a-hole self was taking up the handicapped stall when said guy came back in later for his 2nd shite of the day he had to use the other one, which was even harder for the poor guy to get onto the seat properly because it was smaller than the one he's supposed to be using.
Way to go. I hope you feel bad.
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:07 pm to Wind
So to recap: you return to the toilet where you last took a shite and see it has shite spray everywhere.
This happens repeatedly and you’ve never connected the dots that you are the spray shitter?
This happens repeatedly and you’ve never connected the dots that you are the spray shitter?
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:13 pm to Wind
Someone is taking the passive agrresive route to vent their anger with their work environment
Posted on 3/16/18 at 4:22 pm to Wind
quote:
(average between 2-4).
Baw, how much beer are you drinking when you get home?
Posted on 3/16/18 at 5:09 pm to Wind
You need a lifestyle change bro
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