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New Yorker having orgasm over Michelle Obama portrait
Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:57 pm
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Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.
It goes on and on and on....
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:58 pm to CAD703X
That sounds like something Rex would write
Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:59 pm to CAD703X
She looks like whitney Houston. Crack binge whitney, not bodyguard whitney.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:59 pm to CAD703X
Does this asshat realize that moochelle is actually a dude?
Posted on 2/13/18 at 4:59 pm to CAD703X
How did the author write this article whilst simultaneously masturbating furiously?
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:00 pm to CAD703X
I hate these people so much.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:01 pm to CAD703X
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This post was edited on 5/27/23 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:03 pm to CAD703X
quote:diarrhea of the mouth
Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:04 pm to CAD703X
quote:
Applied to Michelle Obama, the lack of brown in the skin feels first like a loss, and then like a real gain. This is a different Michelle, a woman evacuated of celebrity, who appears provisionally dreamlike, nearly a shadow. The mouth and the eyes and the strong arms that we know are present, but fainter. From some distance, I can imagine, the figure might not be immediately recognizable.
In layman's terms, the portrait sucks because it doesn't look anything like Michelle.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:06 pm to DawgfaninCa
You are not worthy to understand
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:07 pm to DawgfaninCa
Disagree - I thought the artist sublimely captured the essence of the angry black woman.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:20 pm to CAD703X
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You are not worthy to understand
meh, I know all about artistic license but I took one close look at Michelle's face in the painting and it doesn't look anything like Michelle's face.
Hell. it looks more like Kamala Harris than Michelle.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:21 pm to CAD703X
Neither portrait is very good. Michelle's is just awful. Words fail me.
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:23 pm to Ace Midnight
It really was an obomination, like literally. They should get one of Hillary’s goons to take the artist out....
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:26 pm to DawgfaninCa
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In layman's terms, the portrait sucks because it doesn't look anything like Michelle.
This^^^
So, if the author wants to ramble on about random painting of random black female, by all means, proceed
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:27 pm to Ace Midnight
They could have just framed a picture of Chewbacca and called it a day
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:33 pm to Wienerboy
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This post was edited on 1/19/21 at 9:25 pm
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:33 pm to CAD703X
It's impossible for arse kissers like that to call it what it is: an UGLY 'piece of art.'
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:33 pm to CAD703X
that's quite the soliloquy
Posted on 2/13/18 at 5:34 pm to CAD703X
What do they think about the cock’n’balls??
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