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All Hail Jimmy Sexton
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:00 pm
Jimmy Sexton represents Jim McElwain who was fired by Florida but replaced by Dan Mullen who is also repped by Sexton. Jimmy also got a buyout for his boy Butch Jones when he was dumped by Tennessee. UT now owes damages to Greg Schiano who is a Sexton client. They may soon be desperate enough to hire Lane Kiffen another Sexton client. Jimmy is currently leveraging Jimbo Fisher at FSU for the third year in a row. He may move him to A&M. If he does then he can move his other client Willie Taggert from Oregon. But just in case that doesn't work out, he already got Taggart a raise from the Ducks. His client Gus Mahlzan is also due a raise or he'll move him to Arkansas. After all Gus did beat Jimmy's top client Nick Saban. Jimbo will also be looking for raises for Will Muschamp and Kirby Smart this offseason. Too bad his other client Hugh Freeze got fired.
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:02 pm to mule74
:bow: 
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:02 pm to mule74
Lets face it Jimmy controls the SEC
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:08 pm to 901Tiger
I hope he writes a tell all book one day. If so it will be legendary. I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:09 pm to Vood
I've always wondered what he looks like. Not what I imagined.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:10 pm to GEAUXmedic
Is he Berts agent? I would hate to see the check if they met for a meal.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:12 pm to GEAUXmedic
He is older looking than that picture as well. That is a flattering picture of him.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:13 pm to mule74
The most amazing thing is Sexton became an agent on the fly representing his buddy Reggie White while they were at Tennessee together
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:14 pm to David Ricky
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:36 pm to mule74
This has to be a record number of coaching changes and it’s far from over
Also has to be a record earnings year for JS (or 2018 will be because that’s when the paychecks will hit)
Also has to be a record earnings year for JS (or 2018 will be because that’s when the paychecks will hit)
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:24 pm to Vood
quote:
I hope he writes a tell all book one day. If so it will be legendary. I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.
I'll wait three months for Amazon to have it used for less than a dollar a copy and use it as TP at our outhouse down by our tobacco barn.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:35 pm to mule74
His dad used to be my dentist.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:39 pm to Vood
The guy is 54. He wont be alive much longer.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:40 pm to GEAUXmedic
Motherfricker eats cash
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:43 pm to mule74
Arguably the greatest agent not named Leigh Steinberg, Rich Paul, and David Falk in American history dude simply does it all
Represented Tebow when he entered the NFL, deserves love in that regard as well
Represented Tebow when he entered the NFL, deserves love in that regard as well
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:07 am to GEAUXmedic
Fat slob in a shitty pinstripe suit that doesn't fit him well because he's so fat
Dammit
Dammit
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:17 am to Vood
He would look like some fat gay Sunday School minister
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:23 am to GEAUXmedic
He can't afford lap band or something?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:23 am to mule74
I would say Sexton finna to eat again but I don't think Sexton never stops eating.
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 8:48 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 8:41 am to Vood
quote:Why don't you just buy one and keep it safe?
I would buy two copies, one to read and one to put away for safe keeping.
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