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Jehovah's witnesses are out knocking on doors
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:14 am
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:14 am
Fyi if youre in the mood to discuss life being God's greatest gift to us
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:15 am to mpar98
They about to witness my dick when I open the door naked
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:26 am to mpar98
Ask them why they think you should die instead of having a blood transfusion
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:27 am to mpar98
Ask them if they would like to come in and discuss YOUR Lord and Savior Ron Jeremy.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:30 am to mpar98
Fun Fact: Michael Jackson had a disclaimer added to the beginning of the Thriller video because he was a Jehovah's Witness.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:40 am to mpar98
I wouldn’t answer the door
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:55 am to mpar98
I just had a strange encounter with them last week.
Pulled up to the boat launch at 5:20AM heading to the duck blind when a Prius full of them pulls right up to our truck. One gets out and hands me a pamphlet and says "It's now the holiday season, don't forget that the greatest gift was given to you by God." After that he just got back in the car and they drove off.
Pulled up to the boat launch at 5:20AM heading to the duck blind when a Prius full of them pulls right up to our truck. One gets out and hands me a pamphlet and says "It's now the holiday season, don't forget that the greatest gift was given to you by God." After that he just got back in the car and they drove off.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 10:57 am to mpar98
I have a few religious texts, 8 always go out there trying to talk about Islam or Hindi. Now I have Dianetics, let's see who wants a free thetin scan.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 11:05 am to mpar98
Invite them in to help out with the Black Mass you're celebrating.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 11:10 am to mpar98
Dammit, I don’t have any candy.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:00 pm to mpar98
They can talk with my dog while she is ripping their balls off them.
You could also tell them you worship Satan.
You could also tell them you worship Satan.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:18 pm to mpar98
I had some jump out their vehicle while i was weed eating the front ditch and they waved until i stopped. One handed me and pamphlet and I said thanks but I am atheist. He asked if I read the bible, I said yes that is why I am atheist. They left.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:26 pm to mpar98
Thank you for letting everyone know where this is taking place. I'll be sure to be on the lookout. If only I know where to look.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:35 pm to mpar98
Just tell 'em you're Southern Baptist; they'll be in a hurry to move on.
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:48 pm to mpar98
Or tell them in a nice way that you're not interested.
This post was edited on 11/24/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 11/24/17 at 12:53 pm to mpar98
I wish they would knock on my door. Just give me a reason, motherfrickers!
Posted on 11/24/17 at 1:20 pm to mpar98
Good for them. Alot of courage for these days
Posted on 11/24/17 at 1:38 pm to mpar98
frick those frickers.
I pulled up to my house just as they were leaving one day. They were walking up to the house next door when I opened my back hatch and a lawnmower fell out on my foot.
I let fly a string of obscenities that would make a sailor blush.
And they didn’t offer to help. They didn’t ask if I was okay. Didn’t do a damn thing but ignore my plight.
If heaven is full of people like that then i’ll Take my chances in hell
I pulled up to my house just as they were leaving one day. They were walking up to the house next door when I opened my back hatch and a lawnmower fell out on my foot.
I let fly a string of obscenities that would make a sailor blush.
And they didn’t offer to help. They didn’t ask if I was okay. Didn’t do a damn thing but ignore my plight.
If heaven is full of people like that then i’ll Take my chances in hell
Posted on 11/24/17 at 3:15 pm to mpar98
Growing up in Protestant north Louisiana, just saying “We’re Catholic” seemed to freak out witnesses, Mormons, or other door knocking religious types. They would usually leave pretty fast after that. We thought it was funny,
Posted on 11/24/17 at 3:50 pm to mpar98
Answer the door naked
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