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re: Fat and loving this weather thread
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to Placebeaux
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to Placebeaux
You're short and fat. A troll hiding out in his rape cave pretending to be a human.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:10 am to terd ferguson
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Can you believe Placeboh is actually trying to pass himself off as skinny with those layers of fat surrounding his ankles... wow
If the skinny people find out he's an impostor they might spray him with mace or kick him in the nuts
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:12 am to el Gaucho
He sure does struggle with acceptance...
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:16 am to terd ferguson
I will race you in the 40 and the sonic of your choosing.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:18 am to Placebeaux
Do they make spandex in cankle size?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:21 am to el Gaucho
Do your insulin needles need to be extra long to penetrate that hide?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:22 am to el Gaucho
They recommend that you sleep naked and in cold temperatures because it forces the body to work harder to warm up, thus burning calories. This must be why the fatties love it so much.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:24 am to VinegarStrokes
Fatties be incubating
Posted on 11/22/17 at 9:49 am to el Gaucho
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I see all the skinny people in their north faces still shivering because they don't have a good natural coat. I can go out in a T shirt and gym shorts and when people ask when I'm cold and I just say "nah".
You would trade anything to be lean and ripped for just one month. I wish you could walk around and feel good about yourself and have girls do double takes and hit on you in random places, like the dry cleaners or in grocery stores. frick that.
I lost 80 pounds about 5 years ago and the difference is amazing. I feel like I'm 21. I sleep better, eat cleaner and my energy levels are sustainable for 18 hours straight.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:02 am to Placebeaux
I googled it for you. They make a kind of spanx for people like you
They're called canx
They're called canx
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:05 am to ClientNumber9
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You would trade anything to be lean and ripped for just one month. I wish you could walk around and feel good about yourself and have girls do double takes and hit on you in random places, like the dry cleaners or in grocery stores. frick that.
You mean like now? They see my girth and know I'm a man that can provide
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:08 am to el Gaucho
I bet you got a untuckit
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:11 am to Brazos
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I'm not fat and I hate hot weather. I love this time of year except for the time change.
I have never met a single person who likes it getting dark at 4:30.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:13 am to GetCocky11
well you're a miserable frick
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:39 am to el Gaucho
Girth is a sign of obulence
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