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What's the worst thing you've ever done to a lady...?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:31 pm
Way back when I was single and living the man-whore life here in Japan, I went to a popular club and picked up a fairly attractive lady and took her to one of the ubiquitous love hotels you find here.
After I made her toes curl, she went to take a shower and I got dressed and left before she was finished...meaning she had to pay for the room as well as deal with being ditched.
Well...a couple of weeks later I went back to the same club. And while strolling through the club checking out the ladies, my friend from two weeks earlier approached me and slapped the shite of of me for what I had done to her.
I apologized, bought her some drinks, put my considerable womanizing skills to use and got her to leave with me again and go to a love hotel.
And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
I sometimes fell some shame about this. It was a dick move to be sure.
After I made her toes curl, she went to take a shower and I got dressed and left before she was finished...meaning she had to pay for the room as well as deal with being ditched.
Well...a couple of weeks later I went back to the same club. And while strolling through the club checking out the ladies, my friend from two weeks earlier approached me and slapped the shite of of me for what I had done to her.
I apologized, bought her some drinks, put my considerable womanizing skills to use and got her to leave with me again and go to a love hotel.
And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
I sometimes fell some shame about this. It was a dick move to be sure.
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Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:32 pm to JazzyJeff
One night you're bitching about your fat hag wife. The next you're telling tales of picking up lady boys in Asian countries
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:32 pm to JazzyJeff
You must like the ladyboy love.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:32 pm to JazzyJeff
I’m so happy for you
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:34 pm to jamboybarry
quote:My wife is not fat nor a hag; just lazy...at times.
One night you're bitching about your fat hag wife.
You can't fricking read?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:34 pm to JazzyJeff
Yeahhh none of that story is true but cool story bro.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:35 pm to Hogwarts
quote:It's 100% true.
Yeahhh none of that story is true but cool story bro.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:36 pm to JazzyJeff
Is that you Chicken?
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:36 pm to JazzyJeff
I thought Jeff Duncan lived in Nola his whole life
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:36 pm to JazzyJeff
I refused to stick it in all the way
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:38 pm to JazzyJeff
Dear Penthouse forum...
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:39 pm to JazzyJeff
I made my wife read one of your shitty threads.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:39 pm to BigPerm30
quote:Which one?
I made my wife read one of your shitty threads.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:45 pm to JazzyJeff
Reminds me of a story. Hooked up w/ one of my ex-student's mothers who lived in Pflugerville, near Austin (the girl lived in BR with the grandparents). I met her briefly one time when she came to the school to see her daughter, and when I got home that day and checked my email, she had sent me a message saying she wanted to frick my brains out. Agreed to meet her "halfway" at the Embassy Suites in Houston. I got there first, checked in, shite, showered, and shaved. She showed up that evening and as soon as she walked in the door and I gave her a hug, she proceeded to drop to her knees, unzip my fly, and give me a bj right there. She swallowed my load and then we went to the bed. Unfortunately she wasn't quite as good-looking as I remembered. Still quite smashable, but she smelled like cigarettes (a huge turnoff) and had some sort of rash on her arms; I forget what her excuse was. Anyway I decided then and there that I was getting the hell out of there. So when she fell asleep, I left a note saying i didn't think this was gonna work out and I quietly snuck out of the room, went to the front desk, and checked out. Well I was driving past where the Astrodome used to be and I realized that I'd left my Armani suit in the closet back at the room (we were supposed to go out to dinner the following night). So I turned around and went back, told the guy at the front desk and he re-activated my key so I could get back in the room. I just prayed that she hadn't woken up and seen the note yet. Luckily she hadn't. So I snuck in, grabbed my suit, and got the frick out. Checked out again and didn't stop til I was in Beaumont where I crashed in my truck til the following morning. I can just imagine how she felt the next morning when the cleaning crew showed up and told her I had checked out.
This post was edited on 10/19/17 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:53 pm to JazzyJeff
quote:
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a lady...?
Anal
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:03 pm to PaperPaintball92
quote:Anal is for figs.
Anal
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:03 pm to PaperPaintball92
When my ex-girlfriend and I were still dating, I farted and then called her over to talk to me just so she would walk into the fart cloud of doom when she got to me.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:09 pm to JazzyJeff
Broke a couple of hearts, they thought for sure marriage was next. Not...
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:10 pm to JazzyJeff
(no message)
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 5:40 am
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:11 pm to JazzyJeff
Not voted for her even though it was her turn
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