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Does anybody worry that they might be a Rougarou? (Serious thread is serious)
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:51 am
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:51 am
So the past three or four days I've been waking up feeling like I didn't sleep at all. In the mornings I have been having weird nosebleeds as well. What got me worrying is my nephew said he saw something running across their pasture in the moonlight. I axed him to draw what he saw and it got me pretty shook up, yeah.
Yesterday morning my dogs wouldn't come near me and were cowering. Last night I was cutting up a deer I killed and couldn't help but try a piece of raw backstrap. It was good so I kept eating it. Plus I had another nosebleed and I have some weird hairs growing from my nipples.
I've read that a cajun witch could put a curse on somebody, turning them into a Rougarou. Last week I stopped at Billy's for some smoked boudin. I got the last 2 links. The old lady and her bessonne in line behind me were giving me a death stare. Do you think they could have turned me at Billy's or is there some ritual involved with this?
Awe shite.
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Yesterday morning my dogs wouldn't come near me and were cowering. Last night I was cutting up a deer I killed and couldn't help but try a piece of raw backstrap. It was good so I kept eating it. Plus I had another nosebleed and I have some weird hairs growing from my nipples.
I've read that a cajun witch could put a curse on somebody, turning them into a Rougarou. Last week I stopped at Billy's for some smoked boudin. I got the last 2 links. The old lady and her bessonne in line behind me were giving me a death stare. Do you think they could have turned me at Billy's or is there some ritual involved with this?
quote:
His body enlarged and he got a craving for raw meat. The transformation process was completed when this person took a bite of human flesh.
Awe shite.
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This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:41 am
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:52 am to celltech1981
Your nephew has solid erect penis drawing skills.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:53 am to celltech1981
These sound like the classic symptoms of AIDS.
Sorry bro you have AIDS.
Sorry bro you have AIDS.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:54 am to celltech1981
Your nephew has seen you dressing up in your Bronie costume.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:56 am to celltech1981
First mistake is telling people that you saw a Rougarou. You're fricked now.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:56 am to celltech1981
You need to report the Poli Board poster(s) diddling your nephew to the appropriate authorities.
Officers Smith & Wesson, Inspector Glock and Sergeant Remington spring to mind.
Officers Smith & Wesson, Inspector Glock and Sergeant Remington spring to mind.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:12 am to celltech1981
I'm guessing you added the penis and exaggerated quite a bit
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to celltech1981
For some strange reason I am suspicious of your claims.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to Evil Little Thing
quote:
solid erect penis
TWSS
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:15 am to celltech1981
I'd be more worried that your nephew knows how to draw you with nipple clamps and an erect penis.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:36 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:17 am to celltech1981
So if we don't all report this do we get arrested like the teachers in New Orleans?
From the looks of things I'm thinking costume like in True Detective, not the Rougarou.
From the looks of things I'm thinking costume like in True Detective, not the Rougarou.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:25 am to celltech1981
I see the beginnings of a prosperous career as a forensic sketch artist for your nephew.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:28 am to GetBackToWork
The nephew is 19. y'all good.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:34 am to celltech1981
Looks like someone got molested by a Unicorn chicken
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:40 am to celltech1981
So you run around with an erection all night?
Tell your story in the peptides thread. You’ll have plenty of dudes begging to be on the rougarou train.
Tell your story in the peptides thread. You’ll have plenty of dudes begging to be on the rougarou train.
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 7:41 am
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