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re: Have you ever talked to your pet?

Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:39 pm to
Sure, and she responds, she's a parrot.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
110207 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:40 pm to
My horse has a pretty foul mouth too.

I'll allow your cat her Asian racism. Should help her out in life.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6318 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:41 pm to
My pet rock self identifies male.

Too bad I learned of this after our relationship began.

Wish I would've talked to her, I mean him, more.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180929 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:41 pm to
thats what i thought


plus those frickers cant park for shite
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61933 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:44 pm to
Of course. Its therapeutic in a way. Just like people who write in journals about their frustrations etc.. Dogs seem to have a sense about people that makes it appear as though they are in tune with our emotional states...or maybe people just like dogs so much they want such a thing to be true.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
57640 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:46 pm to
Constantly, to the point I think and she thinks I'm insane.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
24041 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:47 pm to
I think my dog gets tired of me talking to her
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:53 pm to
No, I usually just brutally beat her about the head and shoulders, grunting gutterally until she either gets the point or shits herself in terror.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

and is a little racist towards the Asian neighbors, but shes a cat so it seems fair

This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 6:02 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:57 pm to
yes,, that was the joke

Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
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Posted on 9/30/17 at 5:59 pm to
A better question would be, "what psychopath has never talked to their pet?"

Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
13776 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Have you ever talked to your pet?

There are two types of pet people in this world:

1. Those of us who talk to our pets
2. fricking liars that say they don't
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

yes,, that was the joke


That was a placeholder while I found the picture. I literally inserted stir-fry joke there.
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 6:15 pm to
Always, all 8 of them.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
122612 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 7:11 pm to
My best conversations are with my dogs.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 7:48 pm to
Doesn't everyone?
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57961 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:21 pm to
I talk to my dog everyday. I always ask him how his day was when I get home from work.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Sure.

"Do you want to go for a walk?"

"Treat"

"You're a good dog"


Also:

Would you stop humping your blanket or go molest it in the other room?

Hurry up and poop so we can pick it up and go home

Dude, do you have to pee on EVERY tree and rock that you see?

Are you seriously licking your nuts again?

Our dog gets talked to a lot. Our kids are grown and gone so the dog is the baby of the house. He even gets his own ice cream or a burger when we go to sonic or someplace else. He says he likes sonic the best, lol.



Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Have you ever talked to your pet?
This post was edited on 9/30/17 at 9:59 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
180929 posts
Posted on 9/30/17 at 10:05 pm to
my cat just walked up to me

said LSU sucks

then licked her a-hole
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