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Researchers Are Using Vibrators to Give Turtles Boners
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:43 am
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:43 am
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Inspired by a paper he read about ejaculating turtles with a vibrator (to obtain sperm for study), he decided to determine whether sex toys reliably arouse male turtles; if so, he could show that masturbating turtles was a method researchers could use to distinguish between males and females.
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Getting turtles off with a vibrator isn't just an odd pastime. It also represents a much less intrusive method than some other means of determining a turtle's sex, like dissection
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The results of McKnight's study, published in the journal Acta Herpetologica, suggest that turtles are not so different from us. What got one turtle off did not necessarily work for others, so a little trial and error may be required to refine techniques before they are put into wide use.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:53 am to JOJO Hammer
Here's the guy as a kid....
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:56 am to JOJO Hammer
You have no idea how long I've been sitting on that one waiting for the perfect moment.
It's... it's beautiful.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:57 am to JOJO Hammer
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to obtain sperm for study
TWSS
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:58 am to JOJO Hammer
This is a very ot thread
Posted on 7/28/17 at 10:59 am to JOJO Hammer
Welp that's enough internet for today and it's only 11am. Good job.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:05 am to JOJO Hammer
How was work today Bob ?
" Oh wild stuff, we put vibrators on a turtle dick and made him skeet everywhere."
" Oh wild stuff, we put vibrators on a turtle dick and made him skeet everywhere."
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:06 am to castorinho
I hope this is the fruit of a $5 million dollar grant.
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:08 am to Lawyered
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How was work today Bob ?
" Oh wild stuff, we put vibrators on a turtle dick and made him skeet everywhere."
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:08 am to JOJO Hammer
It works for me....
I mean that w/e he needs to do for his work, not that...
N/m
I mean that w/e he needs to do for his work, not that...
N/m
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:18 am to JOJO Hammer
I'm amused the advertisement on this page is carpet cleaning
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:21 am to JOJO Hammer
And the government gave him a bajillion dollar grant to do so
This post was edited on 7/28/17 at 11:22 am
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:30 am to JOJO Hammer
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Researchers Are Using Vibrators to Give Turtles Boners
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:33 am to JOJO Hammer
greatest thread title in the history of tiger droppings?
could be
could be
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:35 am to JOJO Hammer
Ironic that they are used on males...as vibrators were invented to treat hysteria in women.
Bet there weren't a lot of shrinks late for work back in the day...
Bet there weren't a lot of shrinks late for work back in the day...
Posted on 7/28/17 at 11:39 am to 19
Finally!!!!
Vindicated after years of research.
Vindicated after years of research.
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