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Alpha move of the year
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:31 pm
Took the wifey to chipotle for her 38th birthday. Spent less than $20. 
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Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:32 pm to PatrickBeetmen
1st down vote
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:32 pm to PatrickBeetmen
She acted like it was fine because she's banging your neighbor.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:33 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I'm sure she can't wait to get home and blow you after treating her so well
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:33 pm to PatrickBeetmen
That's not the only burrito that stuffed her this week, is it?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
quote:
chipotle
Good chance y'all will both have loose buttholes in the morning
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
No wonder he cheats on you..
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:34 pm to PatrickBeetmen
quote:
Took the wifey to chipotle for her 38th birthday. Spent less than $20.
...and she is going to use your toothbrush to clean the toilet tomorrow.
Laughs on you.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:35 pm to PatrickBeetmen
quote:
Alpha
quote:
wife 38th birthday
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:38 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Poisoning your wife is the alpha move of the year? I guess you have a case if you want to collect the insurance money and get away with it.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:39 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I took her to Outback yesterday and she let me PIIHB. Thanks for being such a cheap douchebag
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:41 pm to PatrickBeetmen
I was there for my wife's bday as well, but we were driving back from the beach. Maybe not as bad.
Eta: my wife just turned 38 as well. Frick, are you me?
Eta: my wife just turned 38 as well. Frick, are you me?
This post was edited on 7/23/17 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:44 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
quote:
Poisoning your wife is the alpha move of the year? I guess you have a case if you want to collect the insurance money and get away with it.
Totally Alpha. Gotta let her know who's boss. Don't want her to be expecting shite going forward.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:49 pm to PatrickBeetmen
quote:
Don't want her to be expecting shite going forward.
Probably shouldn't have gone to Chipotle, then.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:50 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Pathetic attempt at humor.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:51 pm to PatrickBeetmen
You realize Alpha doesn't mean you like shitty food at a place you bring your wife for her birthday because you are a cheap a-hole right?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:52 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Alphas only bang dimes between 20-26, not dried up 40 year olds brah.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:52 pm to PatrickBeetmen
Look, I know you want to let this go...but was that Chipotle in Prattville, AL? Was there a family there that you had seen earlier in the day at a gas station near Florala with a toddler kid yelling "I need candy" over and over while crying?
Are you me and I don't know it?
Are you me and I don't know it?
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:52 pm to PatrickBeetmen
But she was cool with your gift because several people bent her over and showed her the 50 states.
Posted on 7/23/17 at 10:52 pm to HogBalls
quote:
not dried up 40 year olds brah.
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