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re: Dude punked out at the Sonic by my dog - white trash stories

Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:44 pm to
and no shite,, its self-deprecating

but thats not witty
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:49 pm to
friend of mine had a similar type incident back several years ago. one thing led to another and my friend is now about 5 years into a 45 year prison sentence in Angola. I think his advice would be to think twice before acting anytime you are feeling like a badass.
Posted by Hangit
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Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:49 pm to
It wasn't that I was scared of your dog, baw. She had a used condom hanging out of her butt and I realized your white trashiness was superior to mine.

You are disgusting.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:50 pm to
I feel like I should post a dog pic. Here is my pup I had with me.

Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
182843 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:50 pm to
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It wasn't that I was scared of your dog, baw. She had a used condom hanging out of her butt and I realized your white trashiness was superior to mine.

King doesn't use a condom
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

friend of mine had a similar type incident back several years ago. one thing led to another and my friend is now about 5 years into a 45 year prison sentence in Angola. I think his advice would be to think twice before acting anytime you are feeling like a badass.


I am no bad arse, but if you want to fight I wont back down.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
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King doesn't use a condom


Exactly. Tried it once in my life.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
Of course there's a barrel
Posted by Red Drum
Coast
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:52 pm to
Downvoted for the brakecheck, as it is more dumbfrickery/pussyladen than white trash. Rest was legit though.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
182843 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:53 pm to
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King doesn't use a condom


Exactly. Tried it once in my life.


and thats when you discovered your asshol has a latex allergy
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:53 pm to
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and thats when you discovered your asshol has a latex allergy


Swelled up bigger than shite
Posted by OWLFAN86
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182843 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:54 pm to
I'll admit your yard is nicer than I expected
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:54 pm to
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Downvoted for the brakecheck, as it is more dumbfrickery/pussyladen than white trash. Rest was legit though


Brake checks are legit. Don't ride my arse without pulling my hair as they say.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:58 pm to
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We need an Acts of Trash board




that would easily become my first checked TD board.
Posted by Red Drum
Coast
Member since Sep 2007
1824 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Brake checks are legit.

Meh... endangers more than the arse rider.. bout as legit as shootin into a crowd. Worth it on rare occasions I suppose.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 7:02 pm to
Hey, that's great!
Posted by GFaceKillah
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Posted on 7/15/17 at 7:03 pm to
Too*
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18470 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

Too*



To go. To the left.

Too much.

he had Two.

I know the damn difference. Sorry I dont worry about it when typing.
Posted by GFaceKillah
Welcome to the Third World
Member since Nov 2005
5935 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Sorry I dont worry about it when typing.


You better apologize, trash.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56942 posts
Posted on 7/15/17 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

I am no bad arse, but if you want to fight I wont back down.



that is your decision to make...decide wisely, as you and your loved ones have to deal with any consequences.
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