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Men & women in prison

Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:03 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:03 pm
Have you ever noticed dudes come out of prison looking better while women come out looking much worse.

Is it because guys were doing drugs and other crap and clean up and lose some weight? Meanwhile it seems the women come out looking much worse. No make up, no hair coloring, no expensive haircut.
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24414 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:04 pm to
I don't know. I don't really hang out with people who have been in prison.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56544 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:04 pm to
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Have you ever noticed dudes come out of prison looking better while women come out looking much worse.



I don't know enough people getting out to make much of a judgement.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69539 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:05 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148379 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:05 pm to
Women get fat as frick, guys shake back from all the ripping and running they were doing before and a lot of times are in their best or better shape.
Posted by Five0
Member since Dec 2009
11354 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:06 pm to
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guys were doing drugs and other crap and clean up and lose some weight?


Most guys with serious drug issues going into incarceration come out having gained weight and look better/healthier for it. When they were out and dealing with drug issues, they sought out drugs, not food. Is this an absolute? No, but what I have seen with guys that had real drug issues such as meth, heroin, etc.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:07 pm to
When guys go gay, they tend to start working out.

When girls go lesbian, they tend to get fat.
This post was edited on 6/21/17 at 12:09 pm
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70171 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:10 pm to
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When guys go gay, they tend to start working out. 



Is this why aggie students do pushups after touchdowns?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11599 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:12 pm to
I'm trying to think of a single woman I know, even at an acquaintance level, who's been in prison, and I can't.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56293 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

I don't know. I don't really hang out with people who have been in prison.

You need new friends.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27843 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:13 pm to
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the women come out looking much worse


They've been getting gayed up, ever watch Orange is the New Black ?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104369 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:20 pm to
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I'm trying to think of a single woman I know, even at an acquaintance level, who's been in prison, and I can't.


It's getting more common, mostly due to drugs. The daughter of someone I work with has been in and out of prison a few times, and I know someone else who would be doing time if not for heavy duty family connections/money. Both drug related.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:22 pm to
no.

don't associate with degenerates.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44902 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Have you ever noticed dudes come out of prison looking better
Sounds like someone's been on house duty in prison..... bet OP a-hole is annihilated.

Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7524 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

I'm trying to think of a single woman I know, even at an acquaintance level, who's been in prison, and I can't.


I have met only one at a bar with her husband, and her lockup was because of a pissed off cop went way overboard. She wound up getting a pretty healthy settlement from the city and the cop got fired.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
44902 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

When girls go lesbian, they tend to get fat.
and vice versa... fat ones can only get other fat dykes or the BBC.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43125 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:26 pm to
Women need a team of people working feverishly to maintain their appearance. Guys just need to lay off the fast food for a few weeks.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72240 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Have you ever noticed dudes come out of prison looking better


No, because like most heterosexual males, I don't "notice" how other dudes look.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7899 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:28 pm to
I'll have to ask my prison pen pals their theories on this.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148379 posts
Posted on 6/21/17 at 12:33 pm to
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No, because like most heterosexual males, I don't "notice" how other dudes look
your insecurities are showing Bro

Tighten that up
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