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Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:01 pm to bamarep
Did she respond by asking, "So you're saying you're going to the local rub and tug after work? Thanks for letting me know in advance."
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:02 pm to bamarep
Is it your birthday?
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:04 pm to Bigtime92
When she asked me if I was serious, I just shrugged my shoulders.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:04 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:General to Petty officer - "I hope you launch that missile"
You and your wife are technically equals. Comey is Trump's subordinate.
Petty officer - "Sir, i need a direct order to launch"
/thread
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:05 pm to bamarep
I don't care how it was taken or whether it was a crime or not. All I know is that if you don't show up tonight with a gift of some kind, you will never get another (assuming you ever did).
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:08 pm to bamarep
quote:No.
This morning, my lovely wife and I were chatting before taking a shower and I tell her, "I sure hope I get a blow job tonight."
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
Not at all.
. . . . and when she brings Perez Hilton in tonight to fulfill your specific request, that will be all the proof you need.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:08 pm to NC_Tigah
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:14 pm to bamarep
quote:
This morning, my lovely wife and I were chatting before taking a shower and I tell her, "I sure hope I get a blow job tonight."
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
My lawyer needs to know.
Do you have an intern? And an in residence office? A cigar humidor nearby the intern or the office?
What is the definition of "is"?
Your lawyer, or the intern at least, needs these answers to get at your, uh erm, THE root of the issue.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:29 pm to bamarep
Don't worry your cousin heard and will likely oblige
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:47 pm to UHTiger
Probably, but my sister is better looking.
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:53 pm to bamarep
quote:
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
don't know, but your bringing this to the forefront before a biased crowd shows you are obstructing the just outcome
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:56 pm to bamarep
To make the analogy work, you would be saying that in a universe in which courts grant divorce for $1 if the man feels he is not being sexually served just right.
I tell my wife that and a month or two later, she offers 69. You aint telling her what to do.
Diviece? I would have to sell the house and figure out where i can afford to move.
I tell my wife that and a month or two later, she offers 69. You aint telling her what to do.
Diviece? I would have to sell the house and figure out where i can afford to move.
This post was edited on 6/15/17 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 6/15/17 at 1:57 pm to bamarep
quote:
Did I order or demand my wife give me a blow job tonight?
That depends.
When she said no, did you divorce her?
Also, was she spearheading an investigation as to whether you have STDs?
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