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Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:43 am
Posted by maddog201205
BR
Member since May 2017
63 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:43 am
I'm going to try and keep this short baws. New roommate moved in Monday, completely random dude from Wisconsin whose starting grad school at LSU in the fall. He seemed like an alright dude when I met him, besides him being a packers fan, I was just in need of a body to fill this room. So long story short, I didn't have shite to do tonight and asked him if he wanted to drink a few beers with me and he accepted. After about my 4th or 5th Budweiser things started to get weird. When I got up to piss I noticed your boy had already slammed around 15 Blue Moons within an hour of us starting drinking and was starting to shake..like a lot.

He starts rambling on about how he voted for Hilary during the election,how stopping global warming is his only purpose in life, and that he's a 23 year old virgin whose already balding. I argued with him for a bit until he proceeds to stand up, and throws up all over my motorcycle and garage while bitching about how he saw a dead alligator on the side of the interstate today when he drove to nola. He proceeds to throw up all over the garage even more before passing out in his own vomit on the ground. I just finished bringing the hose into the garage and hosing his fat arse off.

I've had bad random roommates in the past, even one that died while he was living with me, but Wisconsin dude takes the cake. To make matters worse, while I was hosing away his vomit I start hearing his phone ring in the corner of the garage and pick it up to move it. The screen lights up and I see about 100 texts from his family members literally begging the fricking dude to send them his new address in BR so they can send his "medication" to him. His dad,mom, and sister have all been trying to get in touch with him since Monday but your boy hasn't responded to any of them since moving down here. I took down his pop's number just in case but should I call this guys dad tomorrow or what? I'm not one to pry into somebodies personal shite but he's kind of forcing my hand on this one. It's obvious he's mentally ill but I honestly don't feel comfortable having my guns in the house around this dude even with them locked away..
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:45 am to
Yea you should probably just live alone at this point.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8110 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:46 am to
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The screen lights up and I see about 100 texts from his family members literally begging the fricking dude to send them his new address in BR so they can send his "medication" to him.

quote:

maddog201205


RIP
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:47 am to
quote:

bitching about how he saw a dead alligator on the side of the interstate today when he drove to nola.


It was probably on his way home from NOLA. It was on I10, just before the bridges in St John Parish.

Pretty nice sized one too, maybe 5-6ft.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 2:54 am to
quote:

. When I got up to piss I noticed your boy had already slammed around 15 Blue Moons within an hour of us starting drinking and was starting to shake..like a lot.

quote:

he proceeds to stand up, and throws up all over my motorcycle and garage while bitching about how he saw a dead alligator on the side of the interstate today when he drove to nola. He proceeds to throw up all over the garage even more before passing out in his own vomit on the ground.

Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
34127 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:35 am to
I laughed. Best of luck, bro
Posted by maddog201205
BR
Member since May 2017
63 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:36 am to
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:37 am to
"Hilary or Donald?" should have been your first and last question during the interview with him.

Get your things in order before you go to sleep tonight. I'll take your guns.

Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:47 am to
Wtf has he been eating!?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10996 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:48 am to
quote:

"Hilary or Donald?" should have been your first and last question during the interview with him

Im pretty sure who this guy voted for is low on the list of his problems.

I mean, Blue Moon?
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33788 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:49 am to
did he eat all the Rice a Roni from the local grocery store?
Posted by maddog201205
BR
Member since May 2017
63 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:52 am to
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Wtf has he been eating!?


He told me he went to George's earlier and kept talking about how good the cheese fries were.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117764 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:57 am to
That's mostly Blue Moon.

You should send it to his family:





Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 3:58 am to
Dat haze
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117764 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 4:00 am to
Floral notes of quaffy cheese fry chunk on the back end.

Decent mouth feel.

Decent lacing.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 4:03 am to
Why the frick would you live with someone you don't know? I get that you needed a "body to fill the room", but eff that noise. You don't have friends?
Posted by maddog201205
BR
Member since May 2017
63 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 4:16 am to
quote:

You don't have friends?


Plenty of friends man but former roommates recently graduated and moved out and all the others are already stuck in leases. Living situation is too ideal and cheap for me to live elsewhere. To make matters worse I have another random dude coming from Brazil to intern at the vet school for 8 months moving into the house on the 27th.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 4:20 am to
quote:

I have another random dude coming from Brazil to intern at the vet school for 8 months moving into the house on the 27th.


tell him to brace himself
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135178 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 4:49 am to
quote:

I'm going to try and keep this short baws.

Fail
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4687 posts
Posted on 6/3/17 at 5:13 am to
quote:

Wtf has he been eating!?



Oatmeal?
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