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Got a speeding ticket lately? Start a GoFundMe
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:47 am
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:47 am
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Logan Wright
Wishes GROVE CITY, OH
So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I'd enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving there some dumbass Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn't gonna be a pussy and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live and started buring the bald eagle piss. I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat shite a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumbass. Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn't mad at him for pulling me over but the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says"What do you have in this thing?" and I said "bald eagle piss and freedom sir" then he replied with "You know how fast you two were goin?" and me being the smartass I am said "Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance." He didn't like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I'm that lucky, will go towards Busch Light and AC/DC CD's. Have a blessed day America!
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
This guys gonna be a successful salesman one day.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
Snowflakes just can never pay for their own mistakes and always looking for free handouts.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
fricking trash
All these viral 'stories' are fricking stupid and a bunch of copycats
All these viral 'stories' are fricking stupid and a bunch of copycats
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:49 am to Will Cover
I'm just mad cause I didn't think of it.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:51 am to Will Cover
This clown has a job he could have paid it. What bothers me is that its people like this that people give money to and not the normal hard working ones!
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:53 am to TigerBait1971
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That's fricking awesome
It's actually stupid, not that funny, and written awfully.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:55 am to Will Cover
SJW snowflakes strike again.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:55 am to schwartzy
You should be mad at the people giving money. If they didn't donate this shite would never pop up. Hate the game, not the player.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:56 am to Will Cover
People will always pay for entertainment. I applaud the entrepreneurial spirit.
Lighten up Francis
Lighten up Francis
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:56 am to YouAre8Up
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Snowflakes
People don't even know when to use this term anymore. It's just a catchall for anyone under the age of 50
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:58 am to Pecker
The dude got paid to haul arse for America.
frick YEAH
frick YEAH
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:58 am to Pecker
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People don't even know when to use this term anymore. It's just a catchall for anyone under the age of 50
Maybe you should start a thread about it then, Snowflake.
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:58 am to YouAre8Up
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Snowflakes just can never pay for their own mistakes and always looking for free handouts.
My first thought. Personal responsibility has been taken away by liberals
Posted on 5/31/17 at 6:59 am to LCA131
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Maybe you should start a thread about it then, Snowflake.
Calm down, snowflake
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:00 am to kywildcatfanone
Did y'all even read this shite? Good lord it's obviously a joke. Do you just look for shite millennials do to piss you off without even looking at it/reading it?
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:03 am to kywildcatfanone
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My first thought. Personal responsibility has been taken away by liberals
Posted on 5/31/17 at 7:03 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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and written awfully.
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