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Did anyone see Stephen Colbert have an absolute meltdown over Trump last night?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:27 pm
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Colbert’s 12 minute monologue (!) began by addressing Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania over the weekend and and the handful of interviews he granted, singling in on his interaction with Face The Nation host John Dickerson. Trump wasn’t so quick to offer up answers to many questions, including one about his taxes, and told Dickerson he refers to the Sunday morning news program as “Deface The Nation.” To this, Colbert offered, “Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?” Colbert also stood up for his CBS colleague, saying Dickerson has “way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face.”
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However, Colbert admitted, “I sir, am no John Dickerson” —quick aside: Don’t you just HATE when people use the word “sir” as a means to levy a condescending attack?— before he unleashed a string of insults, including “Mr. President, I love your presidency, I call it ‘Disgrace The Nation,’” and “You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.” (Fast forward to roughly the 10:25 mark of this video.) But then he went about as brutal as we’ve ever really seen Colbert get, continuing, “Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.”
And then Colbert finished it off with the most scathing line of them all: “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” which elicited gasps from the studio audience.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:28 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
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, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:29 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
I don't use this term often but...that is a melt if I've ever seen one.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:30 pm to Pettifogger
The days of Johnny Carson making fun of everyone are long gone.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:31 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
I was hoping he'd start vomiting blood and dying on stage.
I am disappoint.
I am disappoint.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:32 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Is Colbert trying to be Keith Olberman 2.0 or something. Honestly I've never liked the guy and doubt I'll ever watch his show bc all he wants to talk about is Trump.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:32 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
The desperation in that monologue is palpable. The left unhinged.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:33 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Looks like Colbert was triggered
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:33 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
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“In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” which elicited gasps from the studio audience.
homophobic slurs are cool when the progs use them!
Where the frick is Toddy?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:34 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
That final zinger - when libs reach peak melt, their last resort as an insult is almost always a string of overtly gay vulgarities.
This post was edited on 5/2/17 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:35 pm to CptBengal
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Where the frick is Toddy?
He's probably ... uhhh ... never mind.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:35 pm to weptiger
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The desperation in that monologue is palpable.
Yeah the only funny line is about the Rogaine and the rest is just an unhinged tirade that isn't even remotely funny. This is what our late night hosts do now?
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:35 pm to CptBengal
quote:Um well...
Where the frick is Toddy?
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cock holster
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:37 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
That's good television.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:37 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
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which elicited gasps from the studio audience.
Those people were laughing and cheering at that. There were no audible gasps.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:37 pm to CptBengal
Dude ought to be thanking Trump for saving his failing show. Liberal snowflakes needed a talking head to feed them angry lines about President Trump.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:37 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
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“In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,”
Yeah I like Colbert mostly and dislike Trump, but that was pretty bad there if that's what he said.
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:38 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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I'll ever watch his show bc all he wants to talk about is Trump.
yet, here you are on the PT board where all we talk about is Trump...
Posted on 5/2/17 at 2:40 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
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all he wants to talk about is Trump.
target rich environment
his comments on the health care bill. its going to preserve coverage for pre existing conditions and its going to be great.
actually, it will cost a fortune, based on the released list of health issues and the penalty you would pay if you had one of them.
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