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Saw my wife down 2 bags of chips and rice pudding
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:38 am
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:38 am
1. Not pregnant
2. Not fat... yet
3. Married for a year
Am I fricked? Will she become landwhale after kids? Serious discussion about how women let themselves go and blame kids
Edit: she was watching tv while this occurred. Was pretty shocking
2. Not fat... yet
3. Married for a year
Am I fricked? Will she become landwhale after kids? Serious discussion about how women let themselves go and blame kids
Edit: she was watching tv while this occurred. Was pretty shocking
This post was edited on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to fareplay
Wife Stacked; Scale fuked
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to fareplay
Don't worry, after the divorce when you are paying her thousands a month to not work she will go to the gym and get back in shape for her next guy.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to fareplay
quote:
Will she become landwhale after kids?
thats really not that hard of a thing to tell. post a pic and ill let you know
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to fareplay
Not fat? Need pics to verify
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to fareplay
quote:Yes
1. Not pregnant
2. Not fat... yet
3. Married for a year
Am I fricked? Will she become landwhale after kids? Serious discussion about how women let themselves go and blame kids
Edit: she was watching tv while this occurred. Was pretty shocking
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to SouthOfSouth
best thing you can do right now it just let her know you notice how much she was eating
She will immediately rethink it and get right
She will immediately rethink it and get right
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to fareplay
It's 10:40 in the morning. Does she work? If not, tell her arse to get a damn job. Less time to eat
This post was edited on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to oleyeller
Her mother is a generic 55 year old lady, but on the lighter side. I am pretty worried as I've kept my commitment to keep pounds low
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to fareplay
Look at her mom. If she's thin you're ok. If she's fat you better like fricking a fat chick for the next 50 years or get on the phone with your lawyer. My prenup has a weight clause in it/
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to bird35
quote:
paying her thousands a month
I don't think so. This clown can't pay his student loans.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to fareplay
Go on walks with her in the morning for 45 minutes then again in the evening for another 45 minutes. She will at least maintain her weight
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to fareplay
And how much do you consume when you're watching TV?
If you're worried just take her into the bedroom and work it off of her
If you're worried just take her into the bedroom and work it off of her
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to fareplay
Jesus. I just did a cycle class at the gym with my wife, and she's 7 months pregnant. Even know she doesn't scarf down food like that
Yeah, pretty much
quote:
Am I fricked?
Yeah, pretty much
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:43 am to fareplay
Just do what I did. Put on Free Willy on just stare at her each time the whale comes on the screen.
She'll pick it up.
She'll pick it up.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:43 am to fareplay
quote:
Her mother is a generic 55 year old lady
Elaborate. Like mompov generic or like you'd walk right past her and not look twice generic?
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