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Saw my wife down 2 bags of chips and rice pudding

Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:38 am
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6263 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:38 am
1. Not pregnant
2. Not fat... yet
3. Married for a year



Am I fricked? Will she become landwhale after kids? Serious discussion about how women let themselves go and blame kids

Edit: she was watching tv while this occurred. Was pretty shocking
This post was edited on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43574 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:39 am to
yes
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12138 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:39 am to
just divorce her now
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41778 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
Wife Stacked; Scale fuked
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13404 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
Don't worry, after the divorce when you are paying her thousands a month to not work she will go to the gym and get back in shape for her next guy.

Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1625 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
quote:

Will she become landwhale after kids?


thats really not that hard of a thing to tell. post a pic and ill let you know
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3263 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
Not fat? Need pics to verify
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32580 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
how big is her mother
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24290 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:40 am to
quote:


1. Not pregnant
2. Not fat... yet
3. Married for a year



Am I fricked? Will she become landwhale after kids? Serious discussion about how women let themselves go and blame kids

Edit: she was watching tv while this occurred. Was pretty shocking
Yes
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
41778 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
best thing you can do right now it just let her know you notice how much she was eating

She will immediately rethink it and get right
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41278 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
It's 10:40 in the morning. Does she work? If not, tell her arse to get a damn job. Less time to eat
This post was edited on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6263 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
Her mother is a generic 55 year old lady, but on the lighter side. I am pretty worried as I've kept my commitment to keep pounds low
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64813 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
:in:

Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
30798 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
Look at her mom. If she's thin you're ok. If she's fat you better like fricking a fat chick for the next 50 years or get on the phone with your lawyer. My prenup has a weight clause in it/
Posted by skullhawk
My house
Member since Nov 2007
27059 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:41 am to
quote:

paying her thousands a month


I don't think so. This clown can't pay his student loans.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24290 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to
Go on walks with her in the morning for 45 minutes then again in the evening for another 45 minutes. She will at least maintain her weight
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68460 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to
And how much do you consume when you're watching TV?

If you're worried just take her into the bedroom and work it off of her
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134134 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:42 am to
Jesus. I just did a cycle class at the gym with my wife, and she's 7 months pregnant. Even know she doesn't scarf down food like that

quote:

Am I fricked?


Yeah, pretty much
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13428 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:43 am to
Just do what I did. Put on Free Willy on just stare at her each time the whale comes on the screen.

She'll pick it up.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19393 posts
Posted on 4/11/17 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Her mother is a generic 55 year old lady


Elaborate. Like mompov generic or like you'd walk right past her and not look twice generic?
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