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re: I thought this admin wasn't going after Marijuana?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:02 pm to imjustafatkid
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:02 pm to imjustafatkid
quote:OK. Let's enforce these 19 Ridiculous Federal Criminal Laws and Regulations Here is a selection.
Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General. His job is to enforce laws as they are on the books. I'm all for changing the laws, but I'm not for Jeff Sessions unilaterally making such decisions.
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21 USC §461 & 9 CFR §381.171(d) make it a crime to sell "Turkey Ham" as "Ham Turkey" or with the words "Turkey" and "Ham" in different fonts
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16 USC §551 & 36 CFR §261.16(c) make it a crime to wash a fish at a faucet if it's not a fish-washing faucet, in a national forest.
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18 U.S.C. §1857 makes it a federal crime to knowingly let your pig enter a fenced-in area on public land where it might destroy the grass.
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18 U.S.C. §1657 makes it a federal crime to consult with a known pirate.
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40 U.S.C. §8103(b)(4) makes it a federal crime to injure a government-owned lamp.
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21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §102.39 make it a crime to sell onion rings resembling normal onion rings, but made from diced onion, without saying so
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27 USC §§205, 207 & 27 CFR §4.64(a)(8) make it a federal crime to advertise wine in a manner that suggests it has intoxicating qualities.
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10 U.S.C. §2674(c)(3) & 32 C.F.R. §234.7(c) make it a federal crime to willfully make an unreasonable noise at the Pentagon.
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7 USC §1011(f) & 36 CFR §261.4(b) make it a crime to say something so annoying to someone that it makes them hit you in a national forest.
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15 U.S.C. §§330a & 330d make it a federal crime to attempt to change the weather without telling the Secretary of Commerce.
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27 U.S.C. §207, §205(e) & 27 C.F.R. §4.39(a)(9) make it a federal crime to sell wine with a brand name including the word "zombie."
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:03 pm to Shunface
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Where do you think farm workers go when picking fruit and veggies? I'll give you a hint. It's not in a bathroom.
i dont eat "fruit and veggies" i'm not a pussy
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:05 pm to beerJeep
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and then when they start to withdraw
Where the frick did you get that information
You can't be chemically dependent on marijuana.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:05 pm to MrLarson
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The only thing pot heads don't consider is liability. Weed tests are behind in times
Free market capitalism would take care of that.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:05 pm to buckeye_vol
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21 USC §333 & 21 CFR §102.39 make it a crime to sell onion rings resembling normal onion rings, but made from diced onion, without saying so
I mean, this one's pretty reasonable.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:06 pm to MrLarson
It isn't about pot, it's about personal freedom and the rights of States. Anyone who can't see that cannot call themselves a small government conservative.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:08 pm to Azazello
frick YOU SESSIONS
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:08 pm to HempHead
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Except for the dreams.
Do the hippie girls smell good or bad in the dreams?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:10 pm to 14&Counting
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frick YOU SESSIONS
As an aside, I've gotten high with his nephew many times.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:13 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I'm all for 100% legalized weed.
If tests aren't improved then businesses are hung out to dry and have no choice but to fire people that test positive.
Fix that shite and let's talk.
If tests aren't improved then businesses are hung out to dry and have no choice but to fire people that test positive.
Fix that shite and let's talk.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:14 pm to MrLarson
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Do the hippie girls smell good or bad in the dreams?
For the most part, if you are a frequent pot smoker, you don't remember your dreams. Take a few days off and let the cannabinoids leave your system, and they come back with a fricking force. I really can't describe how strange and bizarre some of the shite ends up being. On the bright side, I can lucid dream again.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:17 pm to biglego
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And this is why the GOP sucks dick.
This and being foursquare against legalizing sports betting (except for Chris Christie), for sure.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:18 pm to HempHead
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For the most part, if you are a frequent pot smoker, you don't remember your dreams. Take a few days off and let the cannabinoids leave your system, and they come back with a fricking force. I really can't describe how strange and bizarre some of the shite ends up being. On the bright side, I can lucid dream again.
I was told by the OT that my two oz a month habit is excessive and I remember my dreams all the time. Never heard that one.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:18 pm to MrLarson
quote:I'll never understand this argument. When the government artificially restricts the market and its corresponding needs, then how can use that as justification for the government continuing to restrict the market
I'm all for 100% legalized weed.
If tests aren't improved then businesses are hung out to dry and have no choice but to fire people that test positive.
Fix that shite and let's talk.
In other words, why create a rapid and reliable test of marijuana intoxication, if the government restricts the need to create a test by banning it altogether?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:18 pm to HempHead
Well... That explains why I've remembered my dreams extremely vividly the last few days
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:19 pm to northshorebamaman
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I was told by the OT that my two oz a month habit is excessive and I dream all the time. Never heard that one.
Maybe it varies by individual, but I've read a lot of people confirm this experience. Next time you take a tolerance break, let me know how the dreaming goes.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:21 pm to HempHead
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Next time you take a tolerance break
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:23 pm to northshorebamaman
It's good for ya. Go without for 2-4 weeks two or three times a year. You'll need a lot less to get the same effect. If you're really brave, hit a fat dab after abstaining. Last time I did that, I got so fricking paranoid that I thought I had tetanus.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:23 pm to northshorebamaman
Haha shite I thought I smoked a lot and I smoke roughly an Oz a month. But yeah, I'll take a week or so break every now and then (Like now... Forgot to reup before my guy left for mardi gras) and after a few days I start sleeping much lighter and and have the most random arse dreams.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:25 pm to buckeye_vol
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I'll never understand this argument. When the government artificially restricts the market and its corresponding needs, then how can use that as justification for the government continuing to restrict the market
In other words, why create a rapid and reliable test of marijuana intoxication, if the government restricts the need to create a test by banning it altogether?
You want companies to expose themselves to failure? What if they are traded companies?
You want some CEO to risk jail time so some delivery guy can get high at night?
Are you fricking stupid?
There has to be a lot things changed other than just saying let's all get high.
This is why this shite can't get changed.
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