re: WWYD If you stole $100M from your employer

First I'd run, then when they inevitably caught up with me I'd already have a scheme in place with their biggest competitor to steal another $100M from them. After they caught me I'd alert them to this fact and they would be forced to partner with me to take down the competitor's scheme. Although the entire time, the competitor knew this was coming, and had actually hired the world's most renowned thief to steal the original $100M + the new $100M from me before I could counter-scheme with the original employer. Little do they know that I knew the entire time and had my man watching their hired thief. In the end I walk with all of the loot.