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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to
As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
Posted by Dale51
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:43 am to
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.


Yer silly. I remember those kind of sentiments from back in high school, when the juvenile mind started to push against everything "Mom" or "Dad". Aahhhh...so glad I grew up. Most do.
Posted by real
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:56 am to
Well that's your right, but you had better be right.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:04 am to
Woo pig!
Posted by bamafan1001
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:05 am to
well that explains a lot
Posted by windshieldman
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:11 am to
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.


I don't know, seems God bitch slapped satan and made him leave. Just b/c satan looks scary doesn't mean he isn't beta.
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:30 am to
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.


The statue represents the children admiring Satan right before they sexually satisfy the Dark Lord. The statue is modest in that his erect penis is covered by a towel. However, the Dark Lord stands for unbridled enjoyment of all of life's pleasures, so, the children stand ready to satisfy him.

I say this solely to inform you of the full meaning of your Satan worship, and, make no mistake: Satan enjoys having sex with children.

Anybody who would deny this is fooling themselves. Satan definitely does not condemn the manipulation of any human being for purposes of exploitation. Satan hates the weak. Satan believes in exploitation of the weak for the benefit of the Self.

Satan teaches us to worship Ourselves above all else, and to do what we WANT to do and not what the constraints of Christian society TELL us to do.

So, with all that in mind, do you still say, "Hail Satan"?
That's your right to do so, I'm just asking.
Posted by Champagne
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:47 am to
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.


Might I be permitted to ask you a simple question?

Do you currently enjoy OR do you believe you would enjoy having sexual relations with grade-school boys and girls?

There are many among us who would answer "yes" to both, so, I thought it a fair question to ask of one who pronounces "Hail Satan!".
Posted by CBarkleytruth
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:29 pm to
No idea how you can possibly say something that filthy
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:22 pm to
God as described in Bible is awful - a crazed mass murdering psycho
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Posted by boomertoomer
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:42 pm to
if you continue with that opinion, you're in for a very unfortunate surprise...eternity is a long time....odds are, you are a reprobate, so you'll probably live a carefree life....that "worthless hippy" suffered in my place, so i could go free....i'll walk away from this battle, this one belongs to God Almighty
Posted by tarzana
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:45 pm to
I will pray for you. Your focus should be redirected-- it's scary that you put that sentiment in writing.
Posted by Pecker
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:00 pm to
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.



so edgy
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