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re: What is going on in Arkansas?
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to white beans
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:37 am to white beans
As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:43 am to oklahogjr
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
Yer silly. I remember those kind of sentiments from back in high school, when the juvenile mind started to push against everything "Mom" or "Dad". Aahhhh...so glad I grew up. Most do.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:56 am to oklahogjr
Well that's your right, but you had better be right.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:11 am to oklahogjr
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
I don't know, seems God bitch slapped satan and made him leave. Just b/c satan looks scary doesn't mean he isn't beta.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:30 am to oklahogjr
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
The statue represents the children admiring Satan right before they sexually satisfy the Dark Lord. The statue is modest in that his erect penis is covered by a towel. However, the Dark Lord stands for unbridled enjoyment of all of life's pleasures, so, the children stand ready to satisfy him.
I say this solely to inform you of the full meaning of your Satan worship, and, make no mistake: Satan enjoys having sex with children.
Anybody who would deny this is fooling themselves. Satan definitely does not condemn the manipulation of any human being for purposes of exploitation. Satan hates the weak. Satan believes in exploitation of the weak for the benefit of the Self.
Satan teaches us to worship Ourselves above all else, and to do what we WANT to do and not what the constraints of Christian society TELL us to do.
So, with all that in mind, do you still say, "Hail Satan"?
That's your right to do so, I'm just asking.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 9:47 am to oklahogjr
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
Might I be permitted to ask you a simple question?
Do you currently enjoy OR do you believe you would enjoy having sexual relations with grade-school boys and girls?
There are many among us who would answer "yes" to both, so, I thought it a fair question to ask of one who pronounces "Hail Satan!".
Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:29 pm to oklahogjr
No idea how you can possibly say something that filthy
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:22 pm to oklahogjr
God as described in Bible is awful - a crazed mass murdering psycho
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:42 pm to oklahogjr
if you continue with that opinion, you're in for a very unfortunate surprise...eternity is a long time....odds are, you are a reprobate, so you'll probably live a carefree life....that "worthless hippy" suffered in my place, so i could go free....i'll walk away from this battle, this one belongs to God Almighty
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:45 pm to oklahogjr
I will pray for you. Your focus should be redirected-- it's scary that you put that sentiment in writing.
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:00 pm to oklahogjr
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As far as I'm concerned Satan was the good guy in the bible, God is a prick, and Jesus was a worthless hippy. Hail Satan.
so edgy
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