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Best fight you remember in school?

Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:14 pm
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:14 pm
So since fighting has been the topic of conversation today, let's all turn back the page to the best grade school fights. I remember this one time where it was two guys who fought in front of the special Ed room. Black guy #1 best the shite out of number #2 for some unknown reason and sent the dude to the hospital. Broke two rips, knocked a few teeth out, and caused ole baw to get stitches. fricked up thing was that #2 ended up in jail two years later for statutory rape of a 13 year old so yikes.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125841 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:16 pm to
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Black guy


quote:

Baw


Does not compute
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
77255 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:16 pm to
Slater vs Zack at the oak tree
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31836 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:17 pm to
This happened in grade school or high school? Also this is why I would never send my kids to public school
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5898 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:17 pm to
Gotta show equality in these times, cosmo! Everybody can be a baw! I don't want the PC police after me!!
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5898 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:18 pm to
This was my freshmen year. Both the guys mentioned were juniors
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36606 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:19 pm to
Had some crazy goth chick stab another girl with a pen then smash her head against a brick column.

She got expelled with the quickness. same girl used to cut her arm in class with scissors n shite. She was odd to say the least.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5898 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:20 pm to
another one that is vivid was these two girls fighting over a parking spot. One girl pulled out pepper spray and the rest is history..
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
41390 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:22 pm to
I pounded your girlfriend pretty hard in high school. I think I put up a good fight.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19856 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:23 pm to
I went to private school, there were no fights. Dumb fricks would t know how to fight if they had to for their lives.

I remember one "fight" that consisted of a guy bun rushing another and throwing his shoe over the fence. That's it. The end.
Posted by BoomerJam
Lumpkin Street
Member since Sep 2010
1098 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:28 pm to
In the lunchroom in middle school, four girls decided they were going to into a full on tag team fight. Everyone is just sitting around and minding there own business and then you see a girl flying across the table with her friend in tow towards the two others. It was the quintessential girl fight, clawing, hair pulling, screaming, and punches were thrown. Everyone around them cleared out and they kept going for a good minute. It ended when several teachers managed to separate them. However, one girl, who was being restrained by a female P.E. teacher kept flailing and resisting. As a result, the PE teacher basically body slammed her into the lunch table in order to pin her arms down only for the table to buckle right as the girl slammed into the table.

Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:32 pm to
How are we qualifying best?
Posted by VOLcano
Rocky Top
Member since Feb 2016
942 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:51 pm to
There are a couple that stood out for me, the first was when this one kid kept making fun of and bullying this other kid until one day he snapped and went up to him at lunch and grabbed him by the back of the head and started slamming his face into the table. The bully was a douche so nobody felt bad for him and he didnt make fun of him anymore.
The second was when two guys were having a good ole fist fight in the hallway until one of them grabbed a padlock from a locker and started bashing the crap out of the other one. After they were broken up it looked like someone had taken a paint brush with red paint and slung it everywhere from all of the blood.
Posted by jackbnimble
Member since Mar 2009
453 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:53 pm to
You wanna fight? Why don't ya stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:05 pm to
These weren't the best fights but the most entertaining.

-Dude claims lunchroom lady stole his money and chases her behind lunch counter yelling at her. SRO goes to grab the kid and the kid decks the cop in the face knocking the SRO cop down and the glasses off his face. SRO gets up and maces the kid, slams him to the ground, cuffs him. Has to call in second SRO and get a coach to help carry the kid off because he won't get up comply. Screaming profanities as he's hauled off.

-Math teacher who played DB for Auburn in the late 70's, early 80's sees fight break out across lunchroom and hurdles a lunch table (very impressive for middle aged white guy) and tackles one of the guys at full speed and with impressive form. Completely laid him out. It looked like a John Lynch hit, could've been sportscenter top 10.

-different SRO from the one mentioned earlier, 6'8" jacked black guy that played college basketball, breaks up a fight by literally picking up each dude at the same time, one in each hand, and tossing them in different directions.

-starting DE throws punch at coach in practice, coach proceeds to whip dat arse and when he was done whooping that arse wouldn't let the kid stand back up til he bear crawled across the field.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32923 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:07 pm to
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Broke two rips

This post was edited on 2/8/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32923 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:09 pm to
You went to a trashy public school didn't you?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:21 pm to
I went to a suburban public school that's 90% rich kids. It's ranked higher academically and has more money than your private school.

Outside of Lousiana people are smart enough to realize that by having separate school districts you can actually have good public schools instead of paying out the arse to have your kids be brainwashed by nuns
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
17462 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:24 pm to
In the parking lot one day at the end of school, senior redneck guy is sitting in his truck talking shite to freshman redneck guy, because freshman guy is now banging senior guy's old gf. Freshman decides he ain't having it and rips senior's window off his truck, punches the guy in the face a few times and pulls him out of the truck. Then freshman landed a few more haymakers in the parking lot.

A few weeks later senior guy decides he wants a rematch. Three punch KO at the baseball field. Freshman wins again.


Senior guy wasn't a little guy either. Freshman was just a bad mother fricker. Years later I saw him destroy about 15 sig ep frat dudes at Bama. It was like a fricking movie.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14629 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:26 pm to
In High School a guy that was 6'3" got into a fight with a guy that was 5'6". the little guy punched the big guy right on the chin. Big guy went down in a wave type crumble.
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