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Wierd dream about demonic possession last night

Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:36 am
In the dream, going see a horror movie with my wife. The movie starts, and it's just a girl strapped to a hospital bed speaking in a guy's voice. Everyone leaves the theatre except us.

Pop.

We are suddenly in the hospital room with the girl. Wife gets freaked out and walks outside. The girl starts using random voices from previous relationships. I start thinking about a Nicaraguan girl and the demon starts talking in the most racist accent.

So I start thinking about other countries and nationalities and the demon keeps switching.

By this point, I'm laughing maniacally. My wife rushes in to check on me, I explain the situation and she gets creeped out and wants to leave. I tell her to wait and just think of a random country.

All of a sudden, the demon starts talking like john leguizamo from "the pest" when he's imitating Scotty from star trek.

So we are both dying laughing at this point.

But this is when it gets wierd, there is a loud deep demonic voice which shouts "ENOUGH!!!!". And I wake up instantly and sit up.

Clear my head, lay back down, snuggle up to my wife.

And she says, "those voices were funny"




WTF
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135220 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:37 am to
Did you answer the phone? You're gonna be dead in 7 days.
Posted by SwampKitty
Brusly, LA
Member since Sep 2015
1143 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to
Insert I don't believe you gif here.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10516 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:38 am to
That wasn't a dream
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33285 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:39 am to
Even Beejon wouldn't buy this one, Homie.
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2837 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to
Plot twist: his wife is a parrot.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:57 am to
I love these dreams
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

demon starts talking in the most racist accent.


What exactly does a racist accent sound like?
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13602 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:28 am to
How do you know it wasn't alien abduction.
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:42 am to
Had an old buddy who told me about similar type dreams that were very "real". I never believed him, though.

He killed himself a few weeks after the dreams started. Good luck.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16166 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:53 am to
This is more of yoga girls expertise. I'm out
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 11:54 am to
You were probably talking in your sleep, demon boy
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Wierd dream about demonic possession last night

That's weird
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20590 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:16 pm to
I had a dream like this several years ago.

In the dream, I was lying on the steps of a cathedral. There were priests, monks, and regular people standing all around me. They were chanting in Latin and throwing holy water on me. Each time I was hit with the water, I would snarl and growl and thrash around. It ended only because my wife (no pics) woke me up wondering what in the hell was wrong with me. I had kicked her and was growling and shite in my sleep and it freaked her out.

Never had a dream like it before or since.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:20 pm to
IDK if you're religious or not but I'd call my church.

That's freaky as hell and if you believe in that stuff, don't mess around with it baw.

Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

And she says, "those voices were funny"


Congrats on marrying a Succubus. Welcome to you're doom.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10309 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 2:14 pm to
Had a similar experience one time, but I was lucid dreaming which made it that much more terrifying.

In the dream, I remember waking up in my room, laying in my bed and being aware that I was still in a dream. Something outside my window had caught my attention. I peaked through the blinds and saw the street light flickering with a soft amberish glow, and then it went out and a silhouette appeared beneath it. My first impression was this thing was friendly and trying get me to come outside.
The figure was very short, and had a humanoid shape to it, but I couldn't make out anything about its body except for the face, and it was smiling at me. I watched as it slowly started walking from under the extinguished street light into the middle of the street towards my house. It stopped directly in the middle, and began to speak softly, but I could still hear it without knowing what it was saying. Then, it began to sway back and forth and side to side in a very abnormal jerking motion. By this point I was basically in a trance where I could not back away from the window or speak, nor could I stop looking whatever this thing was.
Mesmerized by its swaying motion, I saw it start to signal me to come outside, but I couldn't move. It walked/hovered closer towards my house and was now standing at the edge of the driveway. I could feel it trying to lure me outside, and felt as though it was in the same room as me even though it was a good 20 feet away.
It began whispering again. Playfully trying to lure me outside, yet I felt like it would try to hurt me if I did. The words still didn't sound clear, but the tone began to sharpen. I realized how freaked out by this thing I was becoming so I lunged backwards, first time I had been able to move since it appeared, and then the mood completely changed.
The light which had gone out at the beginning flickered back on beaming through my window in a very bright white light and slowly faded out into a dim red glow. I was frantically trying to wake myself up at this point and then the figure started pacing towards me as its voice deepened and grew louder, but I still couldn't understand what it was saying. It got up to my window (second floor) and hovered pressing its smiling face against the glass. I was standing there looking eye to eye with it separated only by the window. It reached out and touched the window, its eyes now glowing the same color as the street light, and began to speak in a much deeper tone. I tried to scream at it to go away, but my voice was gone. I tried to scream as hard as I could yet nothing came out. The sheer panic inside me then erupted and a tiny squeal bursted out, sending the thing hurling backwards till it was back underneath the street light.
My heart rate was jacked, I could feel the lucid dream coming to an end, and my body slowly returning under my control. The figure was beginning to vanish very slowly when the most terrifying feeling came across my body as a very deep voice projected out of this thing, unlike any of the voices I had heard it use before. It was the only thing I understood it say the entire time, in a very clear and deep luciferish type voice it said, "I will never leave you." After that it vanished and I woke up immediately covered in sweat. Laid there wide awake for a little while till I eventually dozed off again. Can still hear that exact same voice and words it had said to me to this very day.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17064 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 2:20 pm to
I had a dream I was getting a hand job once. And the weird thing was my buddy on the other side of the bed said he had the same dream. My buddy in the middle said he dreamed he was skiing.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/8/17 at 2:44 pm to
You were getting probed by aliens until the head honcho alien thought you had "enough".
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