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re: Do you think Mr. Miyagi could've won the Kumite?

Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:01 pm to
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6609 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:01 pm to
Dutch beat his arse in a deleted scene. It's why their fight in the tournament looks so choppy
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35836 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:15 pm to
Johnny was the one legit guy in the tournament... Apart from the flying Dutchman.

OC Kumite - he's gonna make it all work as an ex-degenerate.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:43 pm to
Bolo's son David IRL btw lol


Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76846 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Who's he beating?

Chong Li
Jackson
Dux
Monkey Man
Sumo
Paco

All whip Miyagi. Maybe generic blue gi guy or generic yellow gi guy he would have a shot against.

How could anyone block the crane kick?? It's unblockable.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 6:45 pm to
Dude fled to the other side of the world leaving his beloved and family behind because a guy that liked her wanted to fight him over her.

Think about that for a minute.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 6:50 pm to
I know, I don't really have faith in miyagi's kumite chances.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8278 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 7:42 pm to
Maybe young, WWII Medal of Honor winner Miyagi would make it to day 2, but I don't know about old, bonsai tree trimming Miyagi.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29145 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 8:54 pm to
Miyagi was an Okinawan American fricking CMH Recipient in WWII. A LIVING ONE.

Killed Japs while undoubtedly dodging fire from both Japs AND honkey Americans.

He literally cannot die, you commie bastards.
Posted by lagallifrey
Member since Dec 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

How could anyone block the crane kick?? It's unblockable.


Except it gets defended in karate kid 2
This post was edited on 1/4/17 at 8:56 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29145 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 8:58 pm to
Now fricking way Chosen should have lost that fight due to the fricking baby rattle.

horseshite.
Posted by lagallifrey
Member since Dec 2013
2010 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Now fricking way Chosen should have lost that fight due to the fricking baby rattle.


Sure, but miyagi easily embarrassed Chozen.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29145 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 9:03 pm to
Miyagi karate-chopped the tops off of beer bottles...without knocking over the bottles.

Impressive.

Miyagi also tricked an Italian American into being his white slave.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18031 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 6:00 am to

Do these muscles make my penis look small?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64677 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Now Dutch? He could've made some noise. Easily the most gifted fighter in the Karate Kid series. He was just too cocky to be truly great.


Disagree. Bobby was the best. But kreese wanted his poster boy Johnny to win to further promote the dojo. So he made Bobby intentionally disqualify himself to avoid him beating Johnny's arse.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33298 posts
Posted on 1/5/17 at 6:12 pm to
Miyagi was a fraud.

He was a WWII draft dodger with schizoid disorder who plagiarized most of his wack phliosophy from a green puppet he saw in a movie...and sold it lock, stock and barrel to a dumb kid from the Bronx.
Posted by Milk
central
Member since May 2010
1044 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 1:01 am to
Happy Days Miyagi backed by the power of the Fonz. All day every day. Wait, is the kumite a cook off? If not nevermind.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35836 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 1:09 am to
Clean the fricking pool.



Then we can talk about a made up movie Karate tournament.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13343 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

but u die if u face bolo.


It's easy to be the big dog on the yard when Drago's invitation conveniently gets lost in the mail.
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 8:47 am
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6773 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:09 am to
No way Miyagi makes it. I would like to throw my own entrant in.
He made it through the 36 Chambers.



Also The Scorpion, or any of The 5 Deadly Venom's, would easily win it.

Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 9:10 am to
prime Mr Miyagi vs prime Bruce Lee vs prime Mike Tyson

Who wins?
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