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re: Name a simple task that you can't complete

Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50283 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:47 pm to
Spell
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
76017 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:52 pm to
Whistle.
Posted by leftcoastcajun
Pomona, CA
Member since Sep 2011
254 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:53 pm to
I can't and never have been able able to walk with a full cup of coffee and not spill some. Pisses me off every time.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 7:55 pm to
Wiping my arse



Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
72851 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:00 pm to
Walking on the grass when there is a sidewalk.

Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15398 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
Put on a fitted sheet
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33836 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:03 pm to
frick your mom

quote:

can't


shite nvm...
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18771 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:05 pm to
I can't snap my fingers.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:06 pm to
I can't do the black handshake.

It didn't seem simple 40 years ago but white people adopted that shite like it's a British tradition.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5182 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:33 pm to
I can't drink out of a squirt sports bottle without damn near drowning myself.
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 8:50 pm to
I can't own a textbook or notebook without drawing a penis in them. I always do it.
This post was edited on 12/22/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36746 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:15 pm to
I snap like an idiot

Can't use scissors for shite.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19540 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:18 pm to
Pulling out when I'm with your mom
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98667 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:25 pm to
I can't back a boat trailer to save my life.
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3978 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:35 pm to
Drink beer with a dip in my mouth.

I've tried numerous times and have many friends that can do it, but success at this endeavor eludes me. I feel like it's the one thing preventing me from being a true redneck. It's like I'm living a lie.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:44 pm to
Change a shitty diaper. I have four kids and can count on one hand how many shitty diapers I've changed. I will vomit. Normal wet diapers aren't a problem.

My wife is a saint
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
4009 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:50 pm to
Pee in a urinal when someone else can hear me. Even if they're in a stall, just knowing they're hearing silence when I should be peeing makes it that much more difficult.
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

take ice out of the freezer and put it in a glass without dropping a cube or two


This. And it seems just about every time I have to use my keys to the house or the old truck, I drop them.

Getting older is no fun when your fine motor skills start degrading.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11092 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 10:09 pm to
Sometimes, when responding to a post like this, I just can't reach the
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3297 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 11:39 pm to
Kill anything with a shotgun on the wing straight overhead going away from me!
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