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When was the last time you've been suckered?

Posted on 11/23/16 at 11:59 am
Posted by Tarik One
Member since May 2016
2094 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 11:59 am
Everyone's been duped before.

Whether is trying to please a woman, doing a returnable favor, swindled out of money, etc....

Some years ago, approached a chick at a bar who was at least an 8.5. I should have known better, but I gave it a shot anyway. I had just come off a breakup, so I was kinda thirsty (women can sense that) and my game wasn't tight. We talked for a while and seemed to hit it off, of course I'm buying the drinks. A couple hours later, her real guy shows up and they almost immediately leave. She gives me one of those, "It was nice meeting you", types of goodbyes with a buddy-like handshake. Now, he gets to smash his girl who is nice and tipsy at my expense.
This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 2:44 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130499 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 11:59 am to
Your mom suckered me last night
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:00 pm to
I opened this thread and found OweO's posting style in sheep's clothing.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70981 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:00 pm to
In the Bahamas when I paid $50 for a wadded up napkin and some drywall.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36273 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

thirsty



quote:

tight




Maybe don't hit on a white girl next time
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10691 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

When was the last time you've been suckered?


when i opened this thread expecting a good story from OP.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:00 pm to
I mean I'm gambling half my shite by being married. That count?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:03 pm to
I was gonna share until
quote:

had just come off a breakup, so I was kinda thirsty (women can sense that) and my game wasn't tight. 


I realized you're a douche.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10835 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:05 pm to
While I was dating this one girl I got BJs and sex about as often as any man could want. Decided that I should put a ring on it. Put a ring on it, and nothing changed. Then the ring got a diamond-less companion. This is apparently where the end game was headed. From that point forward the only BJ's I get are pizzas, and the sex is about as frequent as the super moons.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49108 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:06 pm to
$20 on a shirt from Amazon.
Posted by 318TigerFan
Member since Sep 2013
1706 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:13 pm to
Every time I take my 2 year old into the toy section....
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68337 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:16 pm to
See also: Jos A. Bank "sales."
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:17 pm to
Every day of my life: Married 2 kids!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130499 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

Every day of my life: Married 2 kids!!




Well there's your problem. Maybe you shouldn't marry multiple children.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29404 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:26 pm to
Sitting at a bar, I was thinking out loud I wanted to switch to whiskey. Bartender recommends me a nice scotch, I say sure not realizing how "nice" we're talking. He pours me a little glass of it - it was good. I tab out and see that little glass of scotch cost me something like $28. I was pissed. At least if I had known beforehand I would have savored it a little more. I drank it down like it was Jim Beam.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14496 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:35 pm to
I've literally have had that same thing happen. Boyfriend came in after a couple of hours and they went and sat with a group of his friends. She was nice enough to ask me to join, but it felt awkward after that so I got one more beer, sat awkwardly by myself for about 10 minutes then cashed 'our' $80 tab.
This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 12:38 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11346 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 12:49 pm to
Similar situation, but I was sober enough to tell that duping was afoot.

Was at a bar with some friends. I went up to the bar by myself to get a drink and do some talent scouting. Saw this girl walk up and stamd right next to me at the bar so I said hello and started some small talk while waiting to order a drink. Eventually I asked if she wanted a drink since she had been flirting with me, so I ordered two rum and cokes. As I was paying for the drinks, I saw her turn over to another guy and it looked like she was signaling him that the mission had been a success. Paid for the two drinks while her back was turned, double fisted the rum and cokes and walked over to my group of friends and never talked to her again.
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:00 pm to
I bought a counterfeit ticket at the bama/a&M game a few weeks ago. Talk about feeling like a DUMBASS.

I'm ot balling though so I just scalped another one
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

As I was paying for the drinks, I saw her turn over to another guy and it looked like she was signaling him that the mission had been a success. Paid for the two drinks while her back was turned, double fisted the rum and cokes and walked over to my group of friends and never talked to her again.


Solid move, if true. Tip of the hat.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/23/16 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Everyone's been duped before.


Yep.


quote:

I mean I'm gambling half my shite by being married. That count?

That's a myth, you'll lose all your shite.
This post was edited on 11/23/16 at 1:20 pm
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