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Who Would Win In An Actual Physical Fight: Messi Or Ronaldo?

Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:38 pm
I'm going with Messi here.

I think Ronaldo, while larger and more physically gifted, would be a soft fighter. Messi, on the other hand, well, I just see that little fricker fighting dirty, scrappy, and vicious.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:12 pm to
Messi is hard, dude narrowly avoided a couple years in the clank
Posted by ScarletFire
Birmingham, AL
Member since Oct 2016
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:40 pm to
IDK, I think I would have to go with Ronaldo. Dude would just kick Messi in the head and its over
Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:55 pm to
Ronaldo without a doubt
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38402 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:57 pm to
Better question:

How would this fight stack up financially on PPV compared to big UFC bouts? These are two of the top 5 most famous athletes on the planet, and arguably the top 2.
Posted by LSU316
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:13 pm to
Well Messi is a little bitch and Ronaldo is a pretty good bit larger bitch so I'd go with Ronaldo here.
Posted by jackwoods4
Member since Sep 2013
28667 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:26 pm to
Neither of them are bout that action.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14157 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:42 pm to
ronaldo

Messi would dive, once the bell rang, and lay on the ground, grabbing a leg. Ronaldo would kick him in the junk, and fight would be over.

trainer would come over and use the miracle spray on Messi, and he would rise, as if from the dead to fight another bout, but would dive again, looking for a card, as Ronaldo kicked him in the junk again.

Miracle spray on display
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 6:51 am to
They would both simultaneously land little sissy slap punches and both go to ground after the contact for a Rocky v Apollo Creed double KO. But neither would get up before the 10 count.
Posted by Dijkstra
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Member since Sep 2007
8738 posts
Posted on 11/21/16 at 12:38 am to
I don't know, man. Messi got his little sleeve, and he was suddenly playing very physical. I think it comes down to whether or not Messi commits to a full on neck tattoo to go 100% heel.

Plus, any time Ronaldo can pop that shirt off, he's hype so that's in his advantage.
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