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Coke and Mexican Coke Ain't the Same Thing

Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:17 am
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:17 am
Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.
Regular Coke burns the throat.

You can't tell me the only difference is cane sugar. Mexican Coke is sooo much better. The government is putting something in regular Coke. My guess is a carcinogen. Diet Coke is worse. That shite makes my joints inflamed. Why is Coke USA trying to kill us?

Seriously, if you wanted to keep the population numbers in check, can you think of a better product to silently kill people with? Coke is all over the world. If needed, you can reach the world's population with Coke.

Think about it.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27552 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:19 am to
Yogagirl?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65522 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:20 am to
From someone who lives near the border and can tell you Mexico does not produce, only distribute.

Congrats on the livestock dewormer in your brain.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45094 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.


Can confirm.

I just remember the last time I was there if you didn't buy coke from the bro in the bathroom then they would lock you in a stall and call the cops on you. Incredible business model.

ETA: Welp, thought we were talking about badass coke, not the gay arse drink.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 1:23 am
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65522 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:22 am to
Ingredients: eta

Why the hell does sugar cane have to do with anything?
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 1:40 am
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65147 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:31 am to
quote:

Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.
Regular Coke burns the throat.


I actually agree with this. You pop a glass bottle of Coke from down south of the border and you get some awesome flavor that goes down easy. American bottled Coke is nowhere near as good or smooth.

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65522 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:34 am to
quote:

can you think of a better product to silently kill people with?


Nike. Airdrops of Nike shite in the Middle East would cause a social revolution
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:42 am to
Peruvian flake is what you want to try.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47541 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:50 am to
Mexican Coke is far superior to US Coke.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12126 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:58 am to
quote:

if you wanted to keep the population numbers in check, can you think of a better product to silently kill people with?

Government subsidized abortion centers and government regulated healthcare?
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19767 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 am to
This is the truth but I'm not sure how many people care. Just bought a Mexican liter coke bottle.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18850 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:36 am to
Mexico can keep their coke and their citizens
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:22 am to
I'm doing some az coke right now. Not as good as the tj coke I had a few weeks ago. Some tx coke is on the way over.

Best coke I ever had was in Aruba, Colombian coke via Venezuela.

Typically I've found American coke to be better than Mexican coke as long as you get it from the right place.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:42 am to
I don't drink soft drinks, so the government is gonna have to try a little harder.

The government isn't trying to silently kill me with Taco Bell are they? WAIT. Uh oh.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55289 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:51 am to
2002 wants you to shut up.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57553 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:55 am to
It sucks you ruined your alter by trying to imitate a yogagirl post so soon, this could have been good. Clearly you are too stupid to understand this so it's prob best you fricked it up now
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3149 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:14 am to
It's the only coke I buy. So glad Sams sells it by the case. It's like the coke we would drink when I was little.
Posted by I am GLORIOUS
On Tanden's Pond
Member since Oct 2016
3128 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:31 am to
quote:

Coke


fatty
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19517 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 7:43 am to
The Mexican coke is uncut so it's smoother
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23758 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 8:19 am to
I used to represent a lot of local Coca-Cola bottlers. They have been gone for quite a while, which is sad. Coke was better when it was bottled in glass and not transported over long distances (particularly in the summer).

The small glass bottled Cokes from small bottlers were the best.

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