"Hell, I got lots of friends."

"He said take any rug in the house!"

"Cum on my face!"

- Multiple films

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

You got a fireplace? Throw that hat in it.

SandLot

Hot Ice! I heat up the ice cubes.

Rookie of the Year.

YOU MAN! YOU STUPID STUPID MAN!

Hook

Go ahead skin it. Skin that smoke wagon.

Tombstone

That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.s

Dumb and Dumber

Life is pain. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

Princess Bride

Penis Breathe

E.T.

Holy hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!

Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought that I was once.

Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.
Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.


Dodgeball

"I know."


The Empire Strikes Back




"Never.....tell a soldier.....that he does not know the cost of war."


Eye In The Sky




"Have you ever seen a human heart!? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood!"


Closer




"Thank you for your honesty. Now frick off and die, you fricked up slag."


Closer




"Its a family heirloom and it should stay in your family."


Cast Away




"That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"


Dead Poets Society




"Carpe.....carpe diem.....seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary."


Dead Poets Society




"Boys, you must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all."


Dead Poets Society




"There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for."


Dead Poets Society




"And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life......but poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for."


Dead Poets Society




"To me.....the meanest flower that blows.....can give rise to thoughts that often lie too deep for tears."


A River Runs Through It




"We can love completely.....without complete understanding."


A River Runs Through It




"Please, go away, let me sleep for the love of God!"


Tommy Boy



"Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?"


(500) Days of Summer




"You know what sucks? Realizing that everything you believe in is complete and utter bull shite."


(500) Days of Summer




"Kiss me. When I'm being fricked I like to get kissed."


Dog Day Afternoon




"Only don't tell me that you're innocent.....because it insults my intelligence.....and it makes me very angry."


The Godfather





"You're unlucky."


The Godfather




"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."


The Godfather

In the famous words of colonel sanders "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Ricky Bobby

Raising Arizona:
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough.

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