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re: 7yr Old Jumped at School - PG 9 Update
Posted on 8/31/16 at 6:49 am to LSUfan20005
Posted on 8/31/16 at 6:49 am to LSUfan20005
Surprised this thread is still going 
Got home last night and talked to the boy. He's fine, spirits are good and he's not being a wimp about any of it. The description he gave me made it sound like the three boys MAY have started out as playing like they were kidnapping him, but it took a Lord of the Flies-esque turn.
Email to the teacher, she's gonna look into who should have been watching. i will only elevate if necessary.
Basically, I gave him the lame zebra speech. Imagine we are two hungry lions, haven't eaten in a week. Out on the plain are a handful of zebras. A few are obviously strong, a few pretty fast, and one has a limp. Who do you try to eat? He responds, "the hurt one."
That's right, don't be the lame zebra. Don't be an easy target.
He starts Krav Maga next week.
Thanks for the entertaining thread and some good advice, fellas.
Got home last night and talked to the boy. He's fine, spirits are good and he's not being a wimp about any of it. The description he gave me made it sound like the three boys MAY have started out as playing like they were kidnapping him, but it took a Lord of the Flies-esque turn.
Email to the teacher, she's gonna look into who should have been watching. i will only elevate if necessary.
Basically, I gave him the lame zebra speech. Imagine we are two hungry lions, haven't eaten in a week. Out on the plain are a handful of zebras. A few are obviously strong, a few pretty fast, and one has a limp. Who do you try to eat? He responds, "the hurt one."
That's right, don't be the lame zebra. Don't be an easy target.
He starts Krav Maga next week.
Thanks for the entertaining thread and some good advice, fellas.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 6:52 am
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:12 am to LSUfan20005
You should let your kid have more free play. I mean this sincerely. That's generally where they learn their place and improve social skills.
Unsupervised free play. You've just removed that from his recess by tattling.
Unsupervised free play. You've just removed that from his recess by tattling.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:33 am to LSUfan20005
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Krav Maga
Your kid is gonna be taking down every Palestinian he sees
Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:49 am to LSUfan20005
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He starts Krav Maga next week
I didn't know you were Jewish
Posted on 8/31/16 at 7:51 am to LSUfan20005
Well this was no big deal just like I said it was. Boys will be boys. He's probably giving one of his little podnahs a noogy right now.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:02 am to LSUfan20005
I was picked on by a guy a little bigger than me most of 6th grade. It never got physical so I wasn't threatened, just tired of it. Finally one day I was in a bad mood and he started in on me while changing for gym class. I took my lock off my locker and started slamming his head with it until a teacher pulled me off. I got in trouble but I told the principal that it had been going on all year and not one of his teachers ever tried to stop it so I did.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:34 am to LSUfan20005
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He starts Krav Maga next week.
I guess it's better than Aikido. Send that kid to Muay Thai or kickboxing school. Double bonus points if you can find one that also teaches grappling.
If you kid brings that krav bullshite into a real fight and tries to groin strike someone, he might get his arse beat with his own shoes.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:03 am to LSUfan20005
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He starts Krav Maga next week
I hope Krav Maga means "sneak over to their houses at night and kill their pets." In Hebrew.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 2:51 pm to LSUfan20005
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That's right, don't be the lame zebra. Don't be an easy target.
He starts Krav Maga next week.
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