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Biggest dick move you have witnessed or experienced?

Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:21 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16992 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:21 am
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It was a dick move when I encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left my friend to pick up the tab


Gymnast Creates New Move: It's called "The Dick"




Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:24 am to
Watched an a-hole car-splash a lady and her kid in a stroller on the sidewalk... Tuesday
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15675 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:24 am to
This Thread.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9489 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:25 am to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56523 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:25 am to
Admins letting rebeloke start threads with impunity.
Posted by DeweysCox
Georgia
Member since Oct 2014
424 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Biggest dick move


Whenever I was sitting next to a black guy, I noticed it slide off of his leg out the corner of my eye.

That was the biggest dick I've ever seen move.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16837 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:35 am to
Rebeloke starting threads!
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70159 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:37 am to
quote:

Gymnast Creates New Move: It's called "The Dick"


Those Gymnasts made my dick move
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15728 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:42 am to
Knew a girl once that was engaged to a guy. Guy seemed super nice, but sort of a pushover. About two weeks before the wedding he caught her f***ing his best man. Next thing he knows he gets a letter from her apologizing, but that they are in love and running off together. So not only that but he's left alone and had to do all the canceling and notifying everyone that the wedding plans were off all by himself. So two dick moves rolled into one I guess.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:54 am to
His ex best friend did him a favor
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 9:58 am to
Almost saw the exact scenario. Dude was going to be the best man, was his best fri322nd and started banging the bride to be. Then they started a relationship.

I think he had been friends with the guy since like kindergarten too.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5489 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:01 am to
quote:

I think he had been friends with the guy since like kindergarten too.


That's beyond a dick move.
Posted by PatrickChewing
Member since Dec 2010
325 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Watched an a-hole car-splash a lady and her kid in a stroller on the sidewalk... Tuesday


I know a guy who purposefully did that to the lady little person who rides her orange bike around tigerland. In his defense he thought it was a child.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 10:16 am
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:15 am to
Buddy of mine got drunk at dinner with his fiancé's family and decided to blurt out that their daughter had gotten fat and he's no longer attracted to her
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:19 am to
Double edged sword of a dick move here.

Right after college, my room mate and friend and I went out. We went out with his girlfriend and a one of her friends. Her friend was TRASHED and obnoxious. We went out. And my buddies side piece was paging (yep that long ago) him. He sneaks off and calls her. We all go back to his girlfriends house. A few people are there but it is winding down.

Obnoxious girl is slutty but passing out. I and a couple other dudes don't even try one guy just puts her to bed. My buddy says he will be right back and leaves me there to meet his side piece. I'm pissed but drunk after 30-45 mins. Only a couple stragglers are left. I pass out on the couch. I wake up to his girlfriend, "just come sleep up here. That couch sucks." I try to pass out again. Phone rings and wakes us both up. She decides to "cuddle", start making out, and I end up with a blow job. Phone rings again. Guilt sets in and we fall asleep.

I wake up alone. I am alone in a house I've never been. Pre smart phone and pre uber days. I only know what city I am in. She left me there with her bff. Who is now passed out and pitifully hungover downstairs. We are all adults but her parents are coming home. I call a cab company after walking outside and seeing cross street signs. I was pissed.

The girlfriend comes back after I call her. Got her # from passed out friend. She was hot by the way. Damn it! But pathetic and hungover. The girlfriend and I have a long quiet ride back and agree to say nothing.

They got married and remain married. We remain friends. It was basically a "dick move triangle."
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5651 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Buddy of mine got drunk at dinner with his fiancé's family and decided to blurt out that their daughter had gotten fat and he's no longer attracted to her


That's not a dick move - that is glorious entertainment.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5489 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:35 am to
quote:

They got married and remain married. We remain friends. It was basically a "dick move triangle."


Your friend probably kissed his gf that morning. guess he deserves cock breath for cheating.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73155 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:41 am to
quote:

Watched an a-hole car-splash a lady and her kid in a stroller on the sidewalk... Tuesday


tell the truth, it was you.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:44 am to
quote:

That's not a dick move - that is glorious entertainment.


The wedding got called off a few months later
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 6/9/16 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Knew a girl once that was engaged to a guy. Guy seemed super nice, but sort of a pushover. About two weeks before the wedding he caught her f***ing his best man. Next thing he knows he gets a letter from her apologizing, but that they are in love and running off together. So not only that but he's left alone and had to do all the canceling and notifying everyone that the wedding plans were off all by himself. So two dick moves rolled into one I guess.


know who wouldnt be getting notified? any of her friends and family.

he dodged a bullet here.
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