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re: Texas pastor files lawsuit over Whole Foods cake containing homo slur

Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:38 pm to
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Randall

yeah, I was a big Randall's guy too. Some of the employees knew me by name. I hated shopping at the Heeb

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It even has random shortcuts between sections like an IKEA.


oh, I know, I used work right next to it - I usually ate lunch there 2 to 3 times a week, but it took me months to find my bee lines from A to B

I'll never understand it
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:42 pm to
This guy may as well expect us to believe that the Pizza Inn in Cut And Shoot, Texas spelled out "allahu akbar" in pepperoni on someone's pie.

That's about as likely as a gay baker writing an anti-gay slur on a cake in the gayest grocery store outside of San Francisco or Portland.

This would be like a plant worker in Louisiana sabotaging his refinery because he hates fossil fuels.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 3:47 pm
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39625 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 3:52 pm to
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plus they strangely have some of the best kolaches in town.


A word I had seen or uttered most likely 2 times in the past 15 years is every where here
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:01 pm to
Central Texas (also known as Czechas) is as much about kolaches as it is tacos.

Jak se mas? Haha
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39625 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:02 pm to
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33660 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:03 pm to
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is every where here


probably because they are the best thing in the world, after a Dan's cheeseburger of course

you and the wife need to take a drive up to West, TX and load up at the Czech Stop. But, of all the kolaches I've had in Austin (which is a ton) go to Central Market in the morning, you can actually go before they officially open, make your way over to the deli/bakery, and they will have kolaches in the warmer, and they are excellent. But dont go too late in the morning, they tend to dry out
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39625 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:06 pm to
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you and the wife need to take a drive up to West, TX and load up at the Czech Stop.


Heard of that place a couple days ago too.

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probably because they are the best thing in the world, after a Dan's cheeseburger of course



Please stop replying, I can't keep up

One off Manchaca (yes, I learned how to say it). I'll have to visit.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:42 pm to
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"If he don't have icing, yo money look enticing".



I dig that.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:45 pm to
My grandparents lived way out between Hutto and Georgetown and we would still drive all the way to Central Market for groceries. They had the cafe area and tons of fresh food items. I loved their tamales.
The HEB in Round Rock by my old house had a machine that made fresh tortillas, they have conveyor belts all over for it, it's really cool.

HEB is a great grocery store, but man that Central Market is something else.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:50 pm to
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if you have a membership card thing,


Just a heads up tip. If ever you are at any grocery store or store period that uses a membership card and you do not have one. Just remember Jenny's number. (867-5309) the most used fake number in the world. No matter which store, someone has used it to sign up for an account. You use the local area code, plus that number and voila, you have a membership too.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33660 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:52 pm to
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If ever you are at any grocery store or store period that uses a membership card and you do not have one. Just remember Jenny's number. (867-5309) the most used fake number in the world. No matter which store, someone has used it to sign up for an account. You use the local area code, plus that number and voila, you have a membership too


yeah true, but at Randalls, your points add up, and you cash them in for some really cheap gas
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30559 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:54 pm to
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Was always hoping a cake controversy would happen where I lived


The first justified kill under the Texas concealed carry law happened during a road rage situation at the red light in front of my old building. Was getting coffee and noticed six cop cars at Mockingbird and Stemmons Frwy.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:54 pm to
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Just a heads up tip. If ever you are at any grocery store or store period that uses a membership card and you do not have one. Just remember Jenny's number. (867-5309) the most used fake number in the world. No matter which store, someone has used it to sign up for an account. You use the local area code, plus that number and voila, you have a membership too.

never been to a grocery store anywhere that, if you weren't a "member," the cashier didn't just pull up a blank card and scan it to give you the rate
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:54 pm to
Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by Mongeaux
Austin TX
Member since Jan 2007
640 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:58 pm to
You and I are probably neighbors, im close to Ramsey park. And that CM is packed as all get out on weekends.

So glad this has been proven at a hoax. Sure its been said, but why the hell try this at the Whole Foods on 6th? Go up to Williamson and hit up Randalls or something.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 4:58 pm to
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HEB is a great grocery store, but man that Central Market is something else.


Some of "regular" HEB's newer locations in nicer areas are bordering on Central Market territory. The one at Dunlavy & Alabama in Houston comes to mind. San Felipe & Fountainview is no slouch, either.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 5:00 pm to
Save Ramsey Park!!! Haha

I'm just down in Bryker. Was in Oakmont by Westminster for years.

And yeah, they may as well have said that they were discriminated against at Oilcan Harry's. Nothing believable about that at all.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 5:03 pm
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36608 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 5:08 pm to
This just proves how far you need to go to cover your arse in today's world. High-def cameras everywhere, a good PR team, a great law firm... wild times.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:02 pm to
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never been to a grocery store anywhere that, if you weren't a "member," the cashier didn't just pull up a blank card and scan it to give you the rate


Walgreens won't, neither will Kroger or some Win Dixie's. 504 Jenny's number at Kroger is my account (lol)
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:19 pm to
These jokes are getting stale.
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