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re: Texas pastor files lawsuit over Whole Foods cake containing homo slur

Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:57 am to
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:57 am to
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0% chance the bakery handed that to a customer.


Winn Dixie maybe. Not WF.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35576 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:58 am to
We need to bring back tar and feathering for people like this.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141380 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:58 am to
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This guy is so full of shite. 0% chance you don't notice that at the store and 0% chance the bakery handed that to a customer.


Used to be that the baker would kick your arse for dragging his name through the mud. Now you get to lie, cheat and steal to advance your agenda and the person lied about has to apologize.

That's pretty fricked up.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 10:58 am
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141380 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:59 am to
Even Winn Dixie makes you check your cake before you leave.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:59 am to
The thickness (which this queer should know about) is totally different on the lettering.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263098 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:59 am to
It's obvious different tips were used to put down "fig" and the upper two words. Looks like he just bought a gel tube for "fig"
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9055 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 10:59 am to
There's no way this isn't fake. If real, it doesn't make any sense...

Isn't "love wins" like the tag line that was used by pro gay-marriage folks after the SCOTUS ruling?

Is this alleged cake vandal supposed to be anti-gay? and if so, why use the phrase "love wins?" Even if used sarcastically it doesn't really make sense.

Or is the cake vandal supposed to be pro-gay and is acting hostilely towards the pastor because he's religiously affiliated? If so, why call him "fig" seeing as that's a derogatory term for homosexuals?

I'm really confused.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 11:00 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:01 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67126 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Used to be that the baker would kick your arse for dragging his name through the mud.


Bakers have gotten soft over the years.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31615 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:06 am to
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The push


ISWYDT + triggered.

side note:
the other day, i was wondering what happened to The Morning Benders (a SF band). I went to their page, where I found an apology because some f@g$ thought it was intended as a h0m0 slur. I guess like getting bent over in the morning. FML (to be clear, the "L" stands for "life," not surgically attached labia).


eta (pardon hijack but this is apparently old news so not new-thread worthy)--from their site:
quote:

1. We simply cannot go on using a name that is demeaning to the gay community. The reason we are making music is to reach and unite as many different kinds of people as possible, and the idea that our name may be hateful towards anyone makes us sick.

2. In the UK and many parts of Europe the name has simply become too distracting. The MUSIC has always been our number one focus, and we want to present that to people in as pure a way as possible

I know that many people around the world have grown to love the name "The Morning Benders," and understandably have memories and experiences associated with it. Obviously we can understand this, we've lived and breathed this band for 7 years. However, for those of you that know and follow us, you also know that we are committed to change. We've always promised our fans that we will never settle into a place that feels safe and easy, because that leads to boring art. It is true that we didn't anticipate this specific twist in the road when we set out on this musical journey, but we still like to think of this as merely a further embodiment of our commitment to change. We believe that it will only lead to new growth and excitement.

Thank you for your attention, your love, and your support.

From henceforth we shall be known as POP ETC


Uhm POP ETC means butt-cherry popping, obviously.

And twist clearly means sit and twist your butt on a penis.

This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 11:11 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:08 am to
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Was always hoping a cake controversy would happen where I lived

we can't have our cake and eat it too, it seems
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61837 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:15 am to
Some YouTube video commenters are saying that the person who decorated the cake was gay, which would be hilarious, if true.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
141380 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:15 am to
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Bakers have gotten soft over the years.


They are the genesis of generation offended IMO.

Need to put some real men back in charge of the bakery. As soon as women got involved it started going down hill.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35576 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:16 am to
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Some YouTube video commenters are saying that the person who decorated the cake was gay,

Seems like pretty solid odds.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:18 am to
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We've always promised our fans that we will never settle into a place that feels safe and easy, because that leads to boring art.


So they ran away from this "controversy?" How safe and easy.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:36 am to
There's no way that the Whole Foods in AUSTIN, which is staffed by extreme liberals, put a homophobic message on a cake. I'll believe that the events in Lord of the Rings actually occurred before I'll buy this story.
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Some YouTube video commenters are saying that the person who decorated the cake was gay, which would be hilarious, if true.


VERY high chance this is the case. I know that store well.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:39 am to
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I'll believe that the events in Lord of the Rings actually occurred

wait, what?
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3911 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:46 am to
Who doesn't check the writing immediately after getting it? Nobody that's who.

This guy's story is that he took that box from the bakery department with that giant window on the top of the box, carried it to a checkout register (is that how it works at whole foods?), paid for it, then out to his car and drove off, and that whole time never even looked at it or somehow didn't notice the very conspicuous writing? Sorry, not buying it.
Posted by Dignan
Member since Sep 2005
13265 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 11:48 am to
Well, you are what you eat.

And I bet after a long session of hot, sweaty, guy on guy action, he ate every last bite of that cake.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 11:50 am
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