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re: Wife wants me to get a vasectomy

Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:29 am to
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:29 am to
Hell, I want to get one , but I married ms. Super Catholic
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24479 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:33 am to
When you start messing with female plumbing you're asking for trouble. Get the vasectomy. It's not a big deal and you can be confident you're shooting blanks.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
31255 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:49 am to
I would suggest you wait to see how the pregnancy and delivery goes. My wife and I discussed with her OB that in the event of a c-section we would get er tubes tied, otherwise I was having the vasectomy.

We ended up with her tubes tied and it was a very quick procedure post section.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35574 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:53 am to
I got one 4 months ago and now I'm spraying guts like I'm putting out a fire. It's great
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 6:55 am to
If you're so hell bent on getting it reversed before you even get one don't do it yet.

tell her to get an IUD. Paragaurd is good for up to 10 years it can be taken out whenever.

Get a vasectomy when you don't want any more kids.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4523 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:06 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:55 am
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61442 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:24 am to
They invented a new valve for your vas deferens that you can turn on and off like a switch

Look into it. Not sure if it's approved yet


A normal vasectomy is easier than getting the head of your dick pierced
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9447 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:25 am to
Raising kids is very expensive. My advice is stop at two. They will be gone and you will still be young enough to enjoy life. You do not want to be older dealing with teenage crap. Take it from me. If you want more than two and can afford it, do it now, but prepare your bank account.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:36 am to
She wants to neuter you to make you easier to house break. Don't let her get your balls, Charlie!

Pull out
Your best move

To get out of this
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7194 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 7:42 am to
Do it. I had the local anesthetic and was in and it of the office in 20 minutes. Did it on a Friday and was at work on the Monday. You'll be glad you did.
Posted by BayouBndt
Shreveport
Member since Dec 2007
3168 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 8:21 am to
Why in the hell would you want to have a vasectomy if there is a chance you may want more kids. I would say a reversal is not 100%(opinion not looking it up) bitches be crazy cause if a reversal does not work then she will be pissed cause she wants another kid and it will all be your fault. Just pull out and spray that shite in her mouth.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65131 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 8:25 am to
Getting a vasectomy is a lot less invasive than her getting her tubes tied. When our daughter was coming due and they scheduled my wife's c-section to deliver her she asked her doctor if he'd tie her tubes while she was already there on the operating table. He told her that even in that situation it would be better if I got a vasectomy instead.
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8826 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 8:33 am to
Do yourself a favor and wait until the child is born. You won't be having sex anyway.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 8:47 am to
Birth control is easier than both
Posted by Team Alpha Beast
Member since Mar 2016
743 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 10:08 am to
Just tell her that it wouldn't be fair to your next wife if you aren't fully functional.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15401 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 10:16 am to
Probably been said. But what if you catch this broad fricking t-boo from down the road. You divorce her. Meet some new young wild pussy and decide you want kids with her. Your coming out of pocket ten grand because you couldn't pull out of your previous wife?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20468 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 10:45 am to
I got one in 1970 after two children - no problems and never regretted it. My brother, also with two children, also got one about the same time. Ended up divorcing his first wife and later got married again. Second wife wanted children - he went through the costly procedure to have it reversed.
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 10:50 am to
Why are you complaining? Shooting blanks is awesome!
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
3954 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 11:05 am to
We should really start giving all teenage boys vasectomies before they become sexually active.
This would cute A LOT of the world's problems.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 3/26/16 at 3:19 pm to
Put some seamen in the freezer then do it.
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