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Jared Fogle's new prison job: makin sammiches
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:48 pm
quote:
He’s serving subs while serving time.
Locked-up former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has a new job in his prison’s cafeteria — and his chief duty is dishing out sandwiches to officers, sources told TMZ.
The notorious sex offender — sentenced to 15 years behind bars after he confessed to having sex with underage girls and collecting child porn — had been working in the inmate dining hall, but officials grew concerned about his safety after he was beaten up in January.
So staffers at Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution Englewood moved him over to the employees’ lunchroom. He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.
Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed.
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Since starting his nearly prison sentence, Fogle has reportedly packed on at least 30 pounds. His prison diet is filled with sugary, fatty canteen food — and the Honey Buns he buys from the commissary haven’t helped his physique either.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:49 pm to blueboy
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:50 pm to blueboy
quote:
Prison guards have basked in the hilarity of the ex-Subway guy’s new sub duties, sources claimed
Prison has just got to be brutal
Imagine all the 5 dollar footlong jokes he hears and feels 24/7
Posted on 3/24/16 at 2:54 pm to Breesus
quote:
Prison has just got to be brutal
Thats what happens when you go around trying to frick young girls.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:03 pm to blueboy
I love how we've been getting a weekly update on what Jared's been up to in prison.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:11 pm to Broski
Question he's most often asked...
"Syrup or Jelly?"
"Syrup or Jelly?"
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:16 pm to blueboy
There is a lesson to be had here, don't rape children.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:17 pm to blueboy
bullshite that he gets to go to the safezone of the gaurds lunchroom instead of getting his arse beat in general population like he deserves.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:18 pm to Restomod
quote:So foul.
"Syrup or Jelly?"
That alone is reason enough to behave and not go o prison.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:21 pm to whoisnickdoobs
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bullshite that he gets to go to the safezone of the gaurds lunchroom instead of getting his arse beat in general population like he deserves.
They were probably waiting by their jail cells for this sick frick.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:21 pm to texastigers11
Lol I remember that commercial
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:27 pm to blueboy
Well Jared got horribly rich,
By pimping an average sandwich,
But he preferred his chicks,
Somewhere 'tween 12 and 6,
Now he's taking footlongs like a bitch
By pimping an average sandwich,
But he preferred his chicks,
Somewhere 'tween 12 and 6,
Now he's taking footlongs like a bitch
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:34 pm to Breesus
Probably pretty tough hearing those jokes. I get tired of hearing them once a week so every day must really be something.
Posted on 3/24/16 at 3:35 pm to blueboy
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He’s been tasked with manning the end of the cafeteria line, and his duties allegedly include serving sandwiches.
So all we know for sure is that he works in the employee cafeteria line?
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:03 pm to WG_Dawg
quote:Which serves sandwiches. Ergo, he serves sandwiches. Yes.
So all we know for sure is that he works in the employee cafeteria line?
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:06 pm to blueboy
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:55 am
Posted on 3/24/16 at 6:15 pm to fr33manator
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fr33manator
Your schtick sucks.
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