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Hypothetical- if a woman answers her phone during...
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:21 pm
...sex.... It's totally inbounds to post on TD to inform them that you're knee deep, right?
Rule #721,461
What says the t/OtBallers?
Though I know the situation rarely if ever comes up, if ever...because she is well.... Coming into to proper form at that moment
Rule #721,461
What says the t/OtBallers?
Though I know the situation rarely if ever comes up, if ever...because she is well.... Coming into to proper form at that moment
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:24 pm to AjaxFury
Your method of coitus may vary, my brother, but if either you or the lady has the wherewithal to talk on the phone or post on the internet - in my opinion, you ain't doing it right.
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:24 pm to AjaxFury
Thus is the last piece....the final piece.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm to AjaxFury
I'd show her the thread after
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm to djangochained
Hypothetical Dumas.
How can she answer her phone in my world when she can't even move her hands?.... Idiot.
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How can she answer her phone in my world when she can't even move her hands?.... Idiot.
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:27 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
Your method of coitus may vary, my brother, but if either you or the lady has the wherewithal to talk on the phone or post on the internet - in my opinion, you ain't doing it right.
I couldn't agree more. If she does this.... It's a clear message that she is ready for the true punishment. Her passive-aggressive way of asking for captain caveman
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:27 pm to AjaxFury
No, it's totally inbounds in that situation to stick it in her arse.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:28 pm to AjaxFury
I think posting would only be acceptable if you do it with hands free posting (i.e. dictate it to siri)....
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:29 pm to Sampson
quote:
I'd show her the thread after
Please do...as the legendary no limit soldier snoop said on death row...
"It ain't no funnnnnn/ if the homies don't haaaaa-aaaaa-ve none"
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:33 pm to Spankum
quote:
I think posting would only be acceptable if you do it with hands free posting (i.e. dictate it to siri)....
Agreed.., although if she was ABLE to speak , it would be much more enjoyable to have her speak my words to Siri for me.
Perhaps *I'll * allow it in that case to send the message Machiavelli style to her (only one ice-cold style)
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:33 pm to AjaxFury
Knee deep???
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:36 pm to rsbd
quote:
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
I'm drilling like the Sentinals trying to reach Zion Matrix III
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:38 pm to AjaxFury
I was saying you should show her the the thread but I'm all about the homies having fun
SampsonTD69@gmail.com
SampsonTD69@gmail.com
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:40 pm to Sampson
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SampsonTD69@gmail.com
Bookmark out of respect but don't count on any because I keep her well trained.
Consequences.
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:42 pm to AjaxFury
Sorry you can't give good enough D bruh. Tell your girlfriend I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt but I didn't get her text until late so I couldn't respond until then.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:46 pm to AjaxFury
The evidence:
Doesn't know what to do - asks OT.
Napoleon Dynamite meme.
Awkward bdsm references.
Old Snoop reference, also incorrect (Snoop had no connection with New Limit).
Hard Matrix reference.
And other.
You're a pasty faced dork, probably under 20, with minimal sexual experience, bored at home for the week seeking pathetic thrills.
ETA: that's without checking your post history, shall I?
Doesn't know what to do - asks OT.
Napoleon Dynamite meme.
Awkward bdsm references.
Old Snoop reference, also incorrect (Snoop had no connection with New Limit).
Hard Matrix reference.
And other.
You're a pasty faced dork, probably under 20, with minimal sexual experience, bored at home for the week seeking pathetic thrills.
ETA: that's without checking your post history, shall I?
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:46 pm to AjaxFury
There's a reason she's answering her phone. Step your game up
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