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re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight

Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by Scooba
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:50 pm to
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One whip of that neck or one kick and you're more retarded than you were before that dumbass post.


I guess a good question would be whether or not the animal knows its about to fight. I was thinking they are pretty docile and you could probably break a leg before it was able to attack back. I always pictured them as pretty fragile animals, but I could be very wrong.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:51 pm to
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I would slam the pet door on little man's neck. Game over.
They are deceptive.

The honey badgers of the miniature world.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:52 pm to
Manatee
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:52 pm to
I didn't say I could definitely do it. Just that I like to think I could do it.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:53 pm to
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I always pictured them as pretty fragile animals, but I could be very wrong.


You are, in fact, very wrong.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:54 pm to
What makes y'all think a giraffe is just going to let some random tard walk up and start swinging? This isn't some cow. It's a wild animal that lives with some of the fiercest carnivores on the planet. Not only will it probably hear you or smell you before you can get 500 yards from it, the motherfricker is so high in the air it can probably see your dumbass while you're 4 miles down the road in your Kia Seoul.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:54 pm to
Won't be the last time.

I was thinking, if I could get a Goliath Grouper on land I could probably handle him with a bat.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:55 pm to
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You are, in fact, very wrong.
They fight by using their necks as whips.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:56 pm to
Gorilla
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:57 pm to
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Gorilla


Easily.

A polar bear would frick me up, though.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:58 pm to
i could frick up a beached dying sperm whale.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:59 pm to
How long do I have to train?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:59 pm to
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How long do I have to train?


48 hours
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
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97835 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:02 pm to
I feel like I could take mike the tiger with that long


eta: fricker's so lazy he probably wouldn't move
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:03 pm
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8338 posts
Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:02 pm to
I'd probably stop at a goat. Anything larger and it's just too risky.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:03 pm to





No thanks for the Giraffe.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:04 pm to
would a strike to top of gator head do much?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 3:04 pm to
I like to think I could tit frick that Emily Ratajkowski sports illustrated chick, but unfortunately that isn't the way of the world.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 3:05 pm
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