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re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:36 pm to GoldenBoy
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:36 pm to GoldenBoy
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your only weapon is a wooden baseball bat.
why even include this? When I saw the question in the OP I was thinking straight up throwing hands. That'd be a more interesting answer, I'd think.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:36 pm to Sun God
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I'd like to think I could beat the frick out of a giraffe
One whip of that neck or one kick and you're more retarded than you were before that dumbass post.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:37 pm to SabiDojo
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One whip of that neck or one kick and you're more retarded than you were before that dumbass post.
I was thinking the same thing
but it's friday and I wasn't trying to be an a-hole
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:37 pm to GoldenBoy
I've always had a theory that if while being attacked by a bear you stop fighting and start raping and he's gonna run away.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:38 pm to GoldenBoy
Horse sized duck.
Seriously I don't really know. Ummm... I think I could frick up an ostrich if I got a good grip on the neck. One good kick from those legs, and I'd probably be out though.
Seriously I don't really know. Ummm... I think I could frick up an ostrich if I got a good grip on the neck. One good kick from those legs, and I'd probably be out though.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:38 pm to ColoradoAg03
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Mountain lion.
If it knew it was a fight to the death, you would be dead before you knew what hit you.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:39 pm to GoldenBoy
Maybe a mountain lion. Id give that cat a mean right hook to the schnoz before he mauled my arm off
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:41 pm to X123F45
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I've always had a theory that if while being attacked by a bear you stop fighting and start raping and he's gonna run away.
I'm changing my answer to Ronda Rousey.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:42 pm to GoldenBoy
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Biggest animal you could take in a fight
Is a blue whale smart enough to check my knuckles?
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:43 pm to Sun God
I saw this nature show that was taking about this particular park where lions were hunting giraffes. The reason why this was notable is that usually lions don't frick with giraffes because they are too dangerous, and the zoologists were wondering if the particular pride had found a new method of hunting or if there was a disease affecting the giraffes in this region to make them weaker.
Anyway, point is you are saying that you could take an animal that a whole pride of lions usually avoid as prey because it is too dangerous. Think about it. They are huge animals.
Anyway, point is you are saying that you could take an animal that a whole pride of lions usually avoid as prey because it is too dangerous. Think about it. They are huge animals.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:43 pm to GoldenBoy
Maybe a giant chicken or possibly 3 miniature horses.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:45 pm to Scruffy
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3 miniature horses.
I would slam the pet door on little man's neck. Game over.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:47 pm to GoldenBoy
Any fast animal will close on you quick which renders the baseball bat almost useless except to block. You'll get about 1-2 swings before it gets in close.
With a baseball bat in hand, maybe a singular timber wolf or large canine. If they get the neck, you're done.
Other examples might be a walrus that you could keep your distance and use speed and the bat to your advantage.
A bear? No way, they'll crash right through that bat and throw your arse around like a toy.
Any big feline will kill you very quickly. Bat or no bat.
With a baseball bat in hand, maybe a singular timber wolf or large canine. If they get the neck, you're done.
Other examples might be a walrus that you could keep your distance and use speed and the bat to your advantage.
A bear? No way, they'll crash right through that bat and throw your arse around like a toy.
Any big feline will kill you very quickly. Bat or no bat.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:49 pm to Scruffy
Chupacabras don't look that tough, I think I could take one of those mangy things out
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:49 pm to The Mick
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I think I could frick up a grizzly with a baseball bat and probably a lion, tiger, that kind of shite no problem.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 2:50 pm to Scooba
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Brilliant answer.
pretty sure a giraffe would frick him up.
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