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re: Characters in Commercials you hope die of gonorrhea and rot in hell

Posted on 1/22/16 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 6:09 pm to
Anyone in a Buick commercial. Like we're supposed to believe they're all arse-chapped jealous because their neighbor bought a shitty Buick. frick those morons.
Posted by Rohan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2005
1572 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:00 pm to
The wormy, hipster beard queer on the Chevy commercials needs to be on this list
Posted by Gevans17
Member since Dec 2007
1135 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:05 pm to
the whiney douche daddy in the Cox Internet commercials
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55191 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

And whoever sells those damn Viagra ads during family viewing time.



Ain't that the truth. I hate trying to gloss over what an erection is to my 4 year old niece.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98482 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:06 pm to
The entire erectile dysfunction advertising industry.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

You named your car Brad and do "happy dances" because of insurance? No wonder you had 2 break ups...enjoy the single life loser.



This Liberty Mutual girl is way worse.

"And then one day, you tap the bumper of a station wagon and your insurance goes up!"

Yeah, you stupid bitch, that's how insurance works. STFU.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

This Liberty Mutual girl is way worse.

On the plus side though, she has a tight arse. I'd rear end her.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6050 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:30 pm to
Up votes x infinity for Op
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 7:36 pm to
Flo.

Good god I hate Flo
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6050 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

If I wasn't so lazy, I would Fark her with Vandy gear on. "Did I hear you say that everyone else was better at football than Vandy?" "Yes." "Well, then how did I get this really big SEC check?" "Uh..." "Silence."



"Uh... No mouthy bitch! It's because of Texas A&M.

You're welcome, ungrateful whore.
This post was edited on 1/22/16 at 8:02 pm
Posted by phantom70815
Walker, U.S.A
Member since Jan 2010
1391 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Good god I hate Flo



I would bet if Flo
were to give you a blow
you wouldn't say no
you would say let's go!
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28525 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60619 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:01 pm to
auto insurance has a pretty solid monopoly on bad commercials

all state


go auto


the general


progressive


liberty mutual


Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33240 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:04 pm to
Allstate girl pays more a month so she can get a stupid bonus check. Typical
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3154 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:08 pm to
quote:



CockyTime, do you know what's wrong here?


Yes. I didn't bang your mother before your dad did eliminating the possibility of you.
Posted by LSUGlory16
Mville
Member since Jun 2014
1137 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:39 pm to
Did nobody mention Ronnie Lamarque yet?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:44 pm to
Texas Hammer
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22975 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:46 pm to
All the people in the Liberty Mutual ads. It's not even for the "Brad" shite, it's because they are fricking clueless as to how insurance works.

"I totaled my car and they gave me $47k instead of the full $50k....depreciation they said."

"What good is having insurance if they raise your rate for using it?!"

Yeah retards that's how it works....

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:48 pm to
Any of the personal injury attorneys:

Greg DiLeo
Morris Bart
Chip Forstall
Dudley Dobosier
Michael Hingle
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/22/16 at 9:49 pm to


That there is one punchable face.
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