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What are your favorite Archer quotes?

Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am
Posted by accnodefense
Trump Fan
Member since Dec 2010
6279 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am
"What's to prove, it's free labor"

"My plan, is to crowd source, a plan"

"Now you know how Baboo feels"
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34518 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:33 am to
When they're alive, they're call girls. When they're dead, they're hookers!
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108785 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:38 am to
So many good ones... but one I use pretty much daily is:

"Do you want _______? Because that's how you get ________."
Posted by ATLTiger
#TreyBiletnikoffs
Member since Sep 2003
44585 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:45 am to
"Hello airplanes, it's blimps. you win."

"M as in Mancy."
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47697 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:45 am to
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:46 am to
quote:

No, it’s not Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.


quote:

It's like Meow-schwitz in there


quote:

“Hang on Lana, I’m stacking rocks in order of descending size..”


quote:

Johnny Bench called...


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57835 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:55 am to
Can't or won't?

Either. Call it her cant, and I won't
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:59 am to
Danger Zone
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89635 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:43 pm to
More recently it has been (responding to Cyril reminding Archer that Ray is paralyzed, "Who's going to fly it?")

Why would you worry about that
before you need to?

Why clog your brain
with a bunch of hypothetical
maybe-what-if bullshite?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56504 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 10:45 pm to
"So, what are you doing tonight, Mrs. Archer?"

"Well, I was on my way to a jazz club. Oh, but there might be negroes there."

"I happen to love negroes and jazz."

and

"Potato - a dildo."
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24106 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 12:06 am to
I get a kick out of the situations when he has to ask "Do you not?"
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 12:07 am
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4420 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:05 am to
"What's a gill?"

I like to throw that into random conversations where I no longer feel like participating, especially serious ones.
Posted by tigervet4
Member since Sep 2006
2343 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:35 am to
Pam: (to Carol) Wow. You are just a dog in a manger aren't you?
Cheryl: (snarky) I don't know what that means Pam. I wasn't raised on a cheese farm..
Pam: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...(glaring at Carol) It's called a Dairy
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