re: Anyone here ever had an erection lasting longer than four hours?

We started playing ring toss

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wife works n surgery. It happens, you get a needle in your dick to drain it

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Drain what from it? Blood?

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wife works n surgery. It happens, you get a needle in your dick to drain it

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Well screw that. Don't call the doctor until it feels like it's about to fall off.

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If so, what did you do?

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I tucked that shite into the waistband of my jeans, loosened my belt buckle and kept on partying. The next day I thought my cock was going to fall off.

Prayers sent for your friend, OP

I've always thought it was funny that they drew the line at "longer than" 4 hours. So, if it's been 3hrs and 59mins, don't bother; that's perfectly normal. Two more minutes, though, and you'd better call someone.

yes. took some liquid viagra to mullet toss one year. our group usually has the most bumpin tent, and we attracted some girls on a bachelorette party. the bride-to-be and i are both completely destroyed and she says she wants to see me later on. i was like okay. another girl i had crammed the day before was also on deck, so i go bak to the room (completely destroyed and find the little bottle of liquid v.

for those who havent taken it, you literally take a dropper full (1 ml). I unscrewed the lid and dropped the dropper, which rolled under the couch. i just chugged some of hte bottle


went back outside and found the bachelorette party crowded around the bride-to-be who was on all fours twerking and puking. it was repulsive. I DJed for a while and couldnt find teh other chick so i passed out in the room on the couch. woke up at like 4 with a raging boner that i could feel my heartbeat through. it was so painful. had to wedge my dick in between the couch cushions and sleep on my stomach. kept waking up

woke up the next day, still with the steel hard. lasted till about 11am or so

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My Chinese friend tells me they last for over a year, if you count the nomination process.

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They are Ed Zachary right.

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wife works n surgery. It happens, you get a needle in your dick to drain it


Well screw that. Don't call the doctor until it feels like it's about to fall off.

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the veins will pop and you will never get an erection again if you go that option.

































that was sarcasm chicken. I can in no way be held legally liable for the content of that post. My professional advice would be go to the ER at this hour


































or a brothel.

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I see you finally saw the evolution peptides page. How much did you take?

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this was the first thing i thought of

all you guys are gonna wind up with broke dicks because of that evolution peptides page...